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"hitler, and germany"

i gotta find out why hitler commited suicide and why germany surrendered, and i cant find anything about this on the internet or anything, so i came to my 4th resort, so can anybody help me with this please

NOTORIOUS J.C.P wrote:
> i still my explanation is better :)

think

i still my explanation is better :)

Hitler committed suicide because he was a perverse homosexual psychopath

Hitler finally came to the conclusion that he was madly in love with his dog wilfred, it had taken him many years to come to terms with it, but on finally admitting he loved wilfred, it pushed him over the edge, and the only way he could settle his undying love for wilfred was to end both there lives.

they would have made a great couple, as well.

thanks you lot, i really needed that, as i would of let my group down i need to work with on a world war 2 timetable

It was a number of flukes that meant the Nazis never won the war and invaded Britain at the same time.

Mind you, it was a number of flukes that helped Hitler gain power.

Like you said Russia was invading. This was because when he attacked them, his army couldn't cope with the cold and most of them froze to death, were as Russians were used to it. That's why Russia was attacking, apparently Hitler took arsenic and then shot himself. Hope it hurt.

2 words.

"Goo" "Gall".

After a series of really bad tactics and mistakes, Hitler knew he was a gonna, the allies were advancing and his army couldn't stop them. Hitler killed himself because he was scared and a coward, brings back the phrase Lions led by donkeys, except the nazi's were also donkeys. Gets confusing, anyway, with Hitler gone his empire crumbled and Germany surrendered.

Russia was closing in on Berlin from the East and the Allies from the West.

Germany were virtually defeated so rather than be captured Hitler, his missus and his dog topped themself.

And so yeah Germany lost.

Of course you can't find this information anywhere on the net right?