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Having just got home from a hard days work (:D) I decided to treat myself to a shower. I noticed a large spider above the shower, but decided to give it the benefit of the doubt, and assume it would mind its own business.
5 minutes into the shower I see a black shape drop past my head and land in the bath. I decided enough was enough, and all eight of spideys eyes widened as I fearlessly used the shower head to wash the sucker down the plug hole.
He'll think again before he tries to molest me, the little hairy freak ...
5 minutes into the shower I see a black shape drop past my head and land in the bath. I decided enough was enough, and all eight of spideys eyes widened as I fearlessly used the shower head to wash the sucker down the plug hole.
He'll think again before he tries to molest me, the little hairy freak ...
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It is a fact that in your sleep every year you swallow two or three spiders, maybe its not such a bad thing having your mouth sown up...
Mr. No shoes
Mr. No shoes
I think that the spiders are plotting against us,
Every time you kill one they just get more annoyed off.
someday when your not expecting it, you'll wake up to thousands of the little creeps biting you. And they'll all be the size of dinner plates.
There used to be a hole in my room where spiders would crawl out of, it scared the crap out me when I went to bed, so I put a box over it, but in the morning the box and its contents had spilled over and a three foot hole
was gaping in my wall, now I arm my self with a big fat hefty newspaper, just in case they decide to attack....
Mr. No shoes
Hope fully I'll have some shoes soon, so I can stand on the little freaks...
Every time you kill one they just get more annoyed off.
someday when your not expecting it, you'll wake up to thousands of the little creeps biting you. And they'll all be the size of dinner plates.
There used to be a hole in my room where spiders would crawl out of, it scared the crap out me when I went to bed, so I put a box over it, but in the morning the box and its contents had spilled over and a three foot hole
was gaping in my wall, now I arm my self with a big fat hefty newspaper, just in case they decide to attack....
Mr. No shoes
Hope fully I'll have some shoes soon, so I can stand on the little freaks...
an update on the my spider adventures.
last night, just as I sent my last post on here, and was switching off my PC, I noticed a large dark shape come out from under my bed and run towards my xbox. upon investigation I discovered an eight legged monster that was about half the size of my hand.
I spent nearly half an hour trying to coax the lil git into a pint glass, but he was too quick for me. eventually he made it into my wardrobe and I was forced to give up. i find it difficult to sleep with such a beast in my room. the thought of it climbing on my face while I'm asleep is not nice.
so he's still in here somewhere, waiting to have a go when I least expect it .....
*eyes darting from one shadow in the room to the next*
last night, just as I sent my last post on here, and was switching off my PC, I noticed a large dark shape come out from under my bed and run towards my xbox. upon investigation I discovered an eight legged monster that was about half the size of my hand.
I spent nearly half an hour trying to coax the lil git into a pint glass, but he was too quick for me. eventually he made it into my wardrobe and I was forced to give up. i find it difficult to sleep with such a beast in my room. the thought of it climbing on my face while I'm asleep is not nice.
so he's still in here somewhere, waiting to have a go when I least expect it .....
*eyes darting from one shadow in the room to the next*
Black Glove wrote:
> People who kill spiders go to Spider Hell when they die, where they
> get their puddings sucked out of them everyday for all eternity by
> super-spiders. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Now youve given me The Fear.
> People who kill spiders go to Spider Hell when they die, where they
> get their puddings sucked out of them everyday for all eternity by
> super-spiders. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Now youve given me The Fear.
People who kill spiders go to Spider Hell when they die, where they get their puddings sucked out of them everyday for all eternity by super-spiders. Don't say I didn't warn you.
There is a spider in the corner of the room now, its only little though, so i'll leave it alone....For now.
they think they have an advantage with all them limbs and eyes, but nothing prepared it for a good wash
Always nice to hear about mans' victory over spiders.
Makes it easier when I have to go into battle myself.
50ft tall, with venom dripping from its huge fangs, it was. And me with nothing but a plank of wood with a nail sticking through it...
Makes it easier when I have to go into battle myself.
50ft tall, with venom dripping from its huge fangs, it was. And me with nothing but a plank of wood with a nail sticking through it...
Having just got home from a hard days work (:D) I decided to treat myself to a shower. I noticed a large spider above the shower, but decided to give it the benefit of the doubt, and assume it would mind its own business.
5 minutes into the shower I see a black shape drop past my head and land in the bath. I decided enough was enough, and all eight of spideys eyes widened as I fearlessly used the shower head to wash the sucker down the plug hole.
He'll think again before he tries to molest me, the little hairy freak ...
5 minutes into the shower I see a black shape drop past my head and land in the bath. I decided enough was enough, and all eight of spideys eyes widened as I fearlessly used the shower head to wash the sucker down the plug hole.
He'll think again before he tries to molest me, the little hairy freak ...
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