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"I hate Summer"

I just had my first Ice Cream of the Summer. Damnit.

You see, my hatred towards Summer started when I was younger. We always used to travel to the beach. And I hate the beach. Sand gets everywhere, I don't dare get my GameBoy out- I live in fear of Sand infiltrating it. Maybe I'm just sad, but it's one of the dullest days out in the year. Which is why I stay at home.


Bring back the dark, depressing evenings. Bring back the times where you could snuggle up in bed without fear of dying from heat exhuastion.

What are your views on this 'wonderful' Season?

Mess wrote:
> That's made my day. I actually physically laughed when I read that,
> really hard. Thankyou for brightening up my life, with your fear of
> moths.

I'm glad it brings someone some happiness! There were two dead ones behind some books the other day...my Dad always opens the window in the morning despite my telling him that the moths come in. He never learns.

Summer means almost-naked women, yes, but it also means gangs of kids with water bombs on top of Sainsbury's car park.

I was there.. :-)

Just bear in mind that it was kids throwing the water bombs, and I am 22...

I've never felt so vulnerable in my life.

"Quick, get him you mugs!"

Splat splat splat splat splat.

"Oh no, leave him alone, he looks alright."

The value of wearing Nike: Kids think you are cool, but only after they have water bombed you"

cgj wrote:
> Borat Sagdiyev wrote:
> winter sucks, unless it snows
>
> Thats the kind of winter i ment

yeah but how much does it usually snow? about one day a year? not worth all the months of crap weather and pitch black mornings

Borat Sagdiyev wrote:
winter sucks, unless it snows

Thats the kind of winter i ment

cgj wrote:
> Winters the bes**t.

nah, you're off your head, winter sucks, unless it snows, which is good, cos you can go to asda car park and pull handbrake skids. apart from that its absolute sh*t. cold fingers, cold feet, damp, wet, mingingness and of course its dark all the time.

Borat Sagdiyev wrote:
> whats weird is they disappear (or migrate) for winter, in summer they
> suddenly spring up everywhere, and cause you to nearly crash your car
> several times a day.

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I think they migrate and instead we get the pinch-faced bitter maids of Winter that settle in until the next year's worth of 2 week sunshine frenzy.
But, as pointed out, you also get the people that really shouldn't disrobe for summer.
I've seen so many blokes with hairy backs and beer shelves wandering about it made me shiver.

Black Glove wrote:
> I don't mind Summer. It has an intensity which I like.
> The way the dazzle of the sun causes the tops of the tallest trees to
> glint as if sprinkled with silver glitter.
> Chicks wearing skimpy clothing.
> Downing 10 Mister Freezes in a row on a burning hot day.
> And those balmy nights with sweet-scented zephyrs.
> Summer's alright, but overall I prefer Autumn, and the dark advance of
> Winter.

Winters the best. Do you find that if its a really hot day and you touch something thats even hotter, it cools you down?

Goatboy wrote:
> Yup.
> Today I have seen so many almost nekkid women. Sun makes everyone
> happy, rain makes goths come out and mope about.

whats weird is they disappear (or migrate) for winter, in summer they suddenly spring up everywhere, and cause you to nearly crash your car several times a day.

Goatboy wrote:
>
>
> Yup.
> Today I have seen so many almost nekkid women.

Been looking at the window pictures in Contessa again? ;-)

It also backfires. You get horribly fat/sweaty/old women wearing next to nothing as well.

I don't mind Summer. It has an intensity which I like.
The way the dazzle of the sun causes the tops of the tallest trees to glint as if sprinkled with silver glitter.
Chicks wearing skimpy clothing.
Downing 10 Mister Freezes in a row on a burning hot day.
And those balmy nights with sweet-scented zephyrs.
Summer's alright, but overall I prefer Autumn, and the dark advance of Winter.