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"What do all notables have in common?"

When you make your vote for the next notable tomorrow, remember this topic, for I feel this needs to be said.

First of all, how old is your candidate?
Look at the current notables. They have knowledge of their forums like it was the back of their hand. Their average days here are around 900 odd days. The youngest is 680 while the eldest is 1179 days old. Does your candidate fit this criteria?

Next up is the Gad wins. Gads may not seem that important but it’s free games or movies and it shows how good they are at winning posts. The lowest amount of wins is 4 which is good but extremely overshadowed by the 37 wins of Meka Dragon. Does your candidate have a healthy Gad figure?

Next up is the post count. You look at these notables and they are up there in the top posters of all-time, obviously because they have been here for years. However, they haven’t spammed their way up there, which can be seen by looking at the word count.
Does your candidate have a good posts to word ratio?

This may not seem important but it damn is when choosing a new notable. I’ve seen suggestions by new regulars but most of those don’t fit the criteria of a notable. Here are examples of posters that do and are potential candidates.

Solskjær fits the bill with 23 Gad wins. Maybe lacking in the age department but should be a favorite in my eyes.

Asher D is known for his humourous approach to the forums and has a massive 18 gad wins. More well known and has the age maturity.

Dringo missed out one time. Now he should have his time in the light again. 25 gads and 888 days easily makes him a good candidate.

MoJoJoJo is another candidate that has his fair share of gads with 15 and has been here long enough to know the forums well.

Those that just missed out:

I would like to see microchips win but unfortunately doesn’t fit the age criteria.

Rosalind has her followers but again lacks the age criteria

Phillip fits the criteria but unfortunately hardly anyone seems to know the potential he has.

You will probably just forget this post tomorrow but at least think about it. The notable gimmick is becoming ruined and choosing any of the above can only make it better.

Thank you

Goatboy wrote:
> Although this weekend, I am 30!!

A friend of mine hits 29 this weekend, so I'll raise a glass for you while I'm celebrating that.

30? Wow.

GoatBOY? You're almost as old as Wookie, and he's about 80.

30?

Thats way to old to be seeing boobs, you might have a heart-attack.

Happy Birthday and all that.

Just mooching about, annoying Nintendo fans, trying to get Ros to whip her top off, arguing with Bellendy in Life.

The usual.
Although this weekend, I am 30!!
I shall be getting veh drunk and naked to celebrate.

Goatboy wrote:
> Pluribus arseis posteris et profundo and all that

I would love to say I missed your magnificent humour, but refining the minor points of our latest best estimate quarterly forecast has actually been far more entertaining.

Seriously though, been working for a change, hence haven't been here. Will be working for the forseeable future too, so I won't be here after the election either.

You?

*two people say post is stupid*

*Mandatare calls El Blokey names*

*one notable says something that proves post is stupid*

*Mandy backs off*

Heh. That's what the yellow name does, eh?

Meh, who cares

I only said i wanted a notable that was mature, not a newbie fanboy.

What's wrong with this?

Wordy!
How's stuff

Pluribus arseis posteris et profundo and all that

Let's not forget Kyz22, who came to within an inch of notability after barely 100 days.

I'm only a year old. Still a new girl.