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Before the elections, the people who see themselves as candidates for the election will use baffling mind control to try and win your vote. Some of the phrases you should look out for are:
"So, who are you voting for" - Meaning: "Its almost the election and I am edgy, you better be voting for me, else I will cause smash your windows in and kidnap your cat"
"I'm not bothered if you don't vote for me" - Meaning: "I will raise hell and curse both you and your family if you don't vote for me"
"Vote for who you think deserves it" - Meaning: "I deserve it more than anyone you fool, me! Right here!"
"I'll vote for you!" - Meaning: "I have reached rock bottom and plan on making idle promises to gain more votes. I am a rat!"
"You are such a cool guy, oh by the way its the elections soon." - Meaning: "I want to flatter you into voting for me, and then I expect you to take me out to dinner too"
"It's your vote" - Meaning: "I will personally hold you responsible if you fail to vote for me."
"My hamster died. Vote for me, please" - Meaning: "Give me your sympathy by voting for me and saying 'aww' on msn a lot"
"Here, vote me!" - Meaning: "I am tactless and cannot ask in a subtle manner - I dropped out of school at 14"
"So, who are you voting for" - Meaning: "Its almost the election and I am edgy, you better be voting for me, else I will cause smash your windows in and kidnap your cat"
"I'm not bothered if you don't vote for me" - Meaning: "I will raise hell and curse both you and your family if you don't vote for me"
"Vote for who you think deserves it" - Meaning: "I deserve it more than anyone you fool, me! Right here!"
"I'll vote for you!" - Meaning: "I have reached rock bottom and plan on making idle promises to gain more votes. I am a rat!"
"You are such a cool guy, oh by the way its the elections soon." - Meaning: "I want to flatter you into voting for me, and then I expect you to take me out to dinner too"
"It's your vote" - Meaning: "I will personally hold you responsible if you fail to vote for me."
"My hamster died. Vote for me, please" - Meaning: "Give me your sympathy by voting for me and saying 'aww' on msn a lot"
"Here, vote me!" - Meaning: "I am tactless and cannot ask in a subtle manner - I dropped out of school at 14"
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When I did a scathing satire of the elections, I won a GAD for it. When Kyz does it, everybody points and laughs.
I hope you're all taking notes.
I hope you're all taking notes.
Haha.
Poor. Oh so very poor.
Poor. Oh so very poor.
Blank wrote:
> No, you can't.
*slap*
I will do as I please
> No, you can't.
*slap*
I will do as I please
Nah, no more than making homosexual allegations about other forum members. Right Chipseh?
No, you can't.
You can, but I think it may backfire.
Hey, can I not make a joke out of my "I wanna be a notable" riddled past?
You said all those phrases...therefore...DON'T VOTE FOR KYLE!
I really didn't want to say this, but I swear you've used all of those, bar the hampster one.
Before the elections, the people who see themselves as candidates for the election will use baffling mind control to try and win your vote. Some of the phrases you should look out for are:
"So, who are you voting for" - Meaning: "Its almost the election and I am edgy, you better be voting for me, else I will cause smash your windows in and kidnap your cat"
"I'm not bothered if you don't vote for me" - Meaning: "I will raise hell and curse both you and your family if you don't vote for me"
"Vote for who you think deserves it" - Meaning: "I deserve it more than anyone you fool, me! Right here!"
"I'll vote for you!" - Meaning: "I have reached rock bottom and plan on making idle promises to gain more votes. I am a rat!"
"You are such a cool guy, oh by the way its the elections soon." - Meaning: "I want to flatter you into voting for me, and then I expect you to take me out to dinner too"
"It's your vote" - Meaning: "I will personally hold you responsible if you fail to vote for me."
"My hamster died. Vote for me, please" - Meaning: "Give me your sympathy by voting for me and saying 'aww' on msn a lot"
"Here, vote me!" - Meaning: "I am tactless and cannot ask in a subtle manner - I dropped out of school at 14"
"So, who are you voting for" - Meaning: "Its almost the election and I am edgy, you better be voting for me, else I will cause smash your windows in and kidnap your cat"
"I'm not bothered if you don't vote for me" - Meaning: "I will raise hell and curse both you and your family if you don't vote for me"
"Vote for who you think deserves it" - Meaning: "I deserve it more than anyone you fool, me! Right here!"
"I'll vote for you!" - Meaning: "I have reached rock bottom and plan on making idle promises to gain more votes. I am a rat!"
"You are such a cool guy, oh by the way its the elections soon." - Meaning: "I want to flatter you into voting for me, and then I expect you to take me out to dinner too"
"It's your vote" - Meaning: "I will personally hold you responsible if you fail to vote for me."
"My hamster died. Vote for me, please" - Meaning: "Give me your sympathy by voting for me and saying 'aww' on msn a lot"
"Here, vote me!" - Meaning: "I am tactless and cannot ask in a subtle manner - I dropped out of school at 14"
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