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"Interpreting a potential notable"

Before the elections, the people who see themselves as candidates for the election will use baffling mind control to try and win your vote. Some of the phrases you should look out for are:

"So, who are you voting for" - Meaning: "Its almost the election and I am edgy, you better be voting for me, else I will cause smash your windows in and kidnap your cat"

"I'm not bothered if you don't vote for me" - Meaning: "I will raise hell and curse both you and your family if you don't vote for me"

"Vote for who you think deserves it" - Meaning: "I deserve it more than anyone you fool, me! Right here!"

"I'll vote for you!" - Meaning: "I have reached rock bottom and plan on making idle promises to gain more votes. I am a rat!"

"You are such a cool guy, oh by the way its the elections soon." - Meaning: "I want to flatter you into voting for me, and then I expect you to take me out to dinner too"

"It's your vote" - Meaning: "I will personally hold you responsible if you fail to vote for me."

"My hamster died. Vote for me, please" - Meaning: "Give me your sympathy by voting for me and saying 'aww' on msn a lot"

"Here, vote me!" - Meaning: "I am tactless and cannot ask in a subtle manner - I dropped out of school at 14"

"Here, vote me!" - Meaning: "I am tactless and cannot ask in a subtle manner - I dropped out of school at 14"

im still 14, so that one might well be me. go on, vote the loveable and shootable urkie.

Shut up Kyz. And please, never breed.

I don't care if you vote for me because I don't care if you vote for me.

I'm sort of Notable now, i.e. a different colour, and whilst it's cool, it doesn't really change much.

I reviewed the situation. He's got a point.

Blank wrote:
> El Blokey wrote:
> When I did a scathing satire of the elections, I won a GAD for it.
> When Kyz does it, everybody points and laughs.
>
> I hope you're all taking notes.
>
> You deserve a GAD for that post.

Blank, quick, pull your head out! Your nose is turning brown!

El Blokey wrote:
> When I did a scathing satire of the elections, I won a GAD for it.
> When Kyz does it, everybody points and laughs.
>
> I hope you're all taking notes.

You deserve a GAD for that post.

nop

Microchips wrote:
> Shaneo (Kiriyama, Saleeva etc) cheats, and gets banned. And then say
> he makes a post about how to spot cheats.

Makes perfect sense to me. Like that Murphy's Law. Or Silence of the Lambs. You need to be in the killer/criminal/cheater's mindset to catch them.

Yeah, damn straight. :D

Anyway, it's just, y'know, here's an example.

Shaneo (Kiriyama, Saleeva etc) cheats, and gets banned. And then say he makes a post about how to spot cheats.

It's basically the same principle, only not as extreme.

*Hangs head in shame* yer right Chips, soz.

Can you not just enjoy the post for what it is and not feebly snipe at me, everyone.