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Sat 24/05/03 at 22:16
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Well, I don't know who it was but someone crossed my palm with silver, and now I have to make some predictions. About death. Yes, your deaths. Seeing into the future and looking back to see how you died. Here goes.

Goatboy - died of lung cancer whilst making love to a beautiful woman. Turned out he was Swiss Toni all along.

The sagacious one - crushed by a pile of rotten logs falling from a high shelf in a romote cabin out in the woods.

Belldandy – hit by a rogue US bomb heading for Syria, in his last moments wrote a note explaining that it was still a just cause with few civilian casualties, and they were doing a very good job.

Insane Bartender – said he was going to die, but then we kept seeing him from time to time.

Grix Thraves – taken away by angels to a better place, because he loved everyone loads and it was too harmful.

Mouldy Cheese – found hanged, left three suicide notes.

Mr Snuggly – fatally injured in an attempt at skateboarding. Monkey man posted the video the next day.

Monkey_man – trampled to death by an over-zealous long horned cattle for all the T-bone steaks over the years.

Ineedsleep – buried alive.

Light – died of dehydration writing one of his longer posts.

FinalFantasyFanatic – never died.

Meka Dragon – spontaneously combusted with frustration because nobody realised his genius.

Asher D – while walking with DW, they were battered to death by skinheads for being “a poofy shade of fuschia”.

Dr Duck – cut in two by the letter S.

El Blokey – the Spanish Inquisition found out he wasn’t really Spanish.

Beards – Came into contact with the real cardboard tube ninja, and never came out of contact again.


And the crystal ball goes misty...
Sun 25/05/03 at 12:28
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"no longer El Blokey"
Posts: 4,471
Those were great. Especially the Mouldy Cheese one. Although I think Goatboy will just suddenly die of being such a damn sexy beast.
Sun 25/05/03 at 11:12
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"Plate of glue"
Posts: 5,183
How do I die?!
Sat 24/05/03 at 22:35
"I love yo... lamp."
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RBS - Just disappeared one day, presumed dead.
Sat 24/05/03 at 22:25
"period drama"
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YeY me.
It's written, therefore it's true.
Sat 24/05/03 at 22:21
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"+34 Intellect"
Posts: 21,334
Blank wrote:
> Mouldy Cheese – found hanged, left three suicide notes.

LOL
Sat 24/05/03 at 22:16
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"twothousandandtits"
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Well, I don't know who it was but someone crossed my palm with silver, and now I have to make some predictions. About death. Yes, your deaths. Seeing into the future and looking back to see how you died. Here goes.

Goatboy - died of lung cancer whilst making love to a beautiful woman. Turned out he was Swiss Toni all along.

The sagacious one - crushed by a pile of rotten logs falling from a high shelf in a romote cabin out in the woods.

Belldandy – hit by a rogue US bomb heading for Syria, in his last moments wrote a note explaining that it was still a just cause with few civilian casualties, and they were doing a very good job.

Insane Bartender – said he was going to die, but then we kept seeing him from time to time.

Grix Thraves – taken away by angels to a better place, because he loved everyone loads and it was too harmful.

Mouldy Cheese – found hanged, left three suicide notes.

Mr Snuggly – fatally injured in an attempt at skateboarding. Monkey man posted the video the next day.

Monkey_man – trampled to death by an over-zealous long horned cattle for all the T-bone steaks over the years.

Ineedsleep – buried alive.

Light – died of dehydration writing one of his longer posts.

FinalFantasyFanatic – never died.

Meka Dragon – spontaneously combusted with frustration because nobody realised his genius.

Asher D – while walking with DW, they were battered to death by skinheads for being “a poofy shade of fuschia”.

Dr Duck – cut in two by the letter S.

El Blokey – the Spanish Inquisition found out he wasn’t really Spanish.

Beards – Came into contact with the real cardboard tube ninja, and never came out of contact again.


And the crystal ball goes misty...

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