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"How you all died."

Well, I don't know who it was but someone crossed my palm with silver, and now I have to make some predictions. About death. Yes, your deaths. Seeing into the future and looking back to see how you died. Here goes.

Goatboy - died of lung cancer whilst making love to a beautiful woman. Turned out he was Swiss Toni all along.

The sagacious one - crushed by a pile of rotten logs falling from a high shelf in a romote cabin out in the woods.

Belldandy – hit by a rogue US bomb heading for Syria, in his last moments wrote a note explaining that it was still a just cause with few civilian casualties, and they were doing a very good job.

Insane Bartender – said he was going to die, but then we kept seeing him from time to time.

Grix Thraves – taken away by angels to a better place, because he loved everyone loads and it was too harmful.

Mouldy Cheese – found hanged, left three suicide notes.

Mr Snuggly – fatally injured in an attempt at skateboarding. Monkey man posted the video the next day.

Monkey_man – trampled to death by an over-zealous long horned cattle for all the T-bone steaks over the years.

Ineedsleep – buried alive.

Light – died of dehydration writing one of his longer posts.

FinalFantasyFanatic – never died.

Meka Dragon – spontaneously combusted with frustration because nobody realised his genius.

Asher D – while walking with DW, they were battered to death by skinheads for being “a poofy shade of fuschia”.

Dr Duck – cut in two by the letter S.

El Blokey – the Spanish Inquisition found out he wasn’t really Spanish.

Beards – Came into contact with the real cardboard tube ninja, and never came out of contact again.


And the crystal ball goes misty...

Hmm interesting, you know in Greek mythology the race of Cyclopes had 2 eyes to begin with however they made a deal with the devil. They would do his bidding and in return the devil would give them a third eye through which they could see the future. The only problem was the devil deceived them and the only thing the Cyclopes could see through the third eye was their own deaths. Have you made a deal with the devil? Hmmmmmmmm?

Ineedsleep wrote:
> Thanks for the warning!
>
> * makes amendment to will - DO NOT BURY.

And avoid all building sites and cemetaries if at all possible.

I was going to do more than this, but I just couldn't think of anything remotely interesting for other people. Anyway, nice to see some people enjoyed it.

Blank wrote:

> Ineedsleep – buried alive.

Thanks for the warning!

* makes amendment to will - DO NOT BURY.

Very good

Crazycol wrote:
> How do I die, probably on a show of 'How angry SR monkeys go bad'.
> Vote crazycol.

I'm angry; I'm an SR monkeh. Can I kill you now?

Vote Crazycol... ... ... ... HAH!

YAY!

Poor Asher.

But still, YAY!

Crazycol, you died of shock when somebody actually voted for you.

How do I die, probably on a show of 'How angry SR monkeys go bad'. Vote crazycol.

Blank wrote:
> Belldandy – hit by a rogue US bomb heading for Syria, in his last
> moments wrote a note explaining that it was still a just cause with
> few civilian casualties, and they were doing a very good job.

And that is the best :-D

Notorious Biggles wrote:
> RBS - Just disappeared one day, presumed dead.


*Haunts Biggles*

Muahahah.

Long time no see mate.