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Well, I don't know who it was but someone crossed my palm with silver, and now I have to make some predictions. About death. Yes, your deaths. Seeing into the future and looking back to see how you died. Here goes.
Goatboy - died of lung cancer whilst making love to a beautiful woman. Turned out he was Swiss Toni all along.
The sagacious one - crushed by a pile of rotten logs falling from a high shelf in a romote cabin out in the woods.
Belldandy hit by a rogue US bomb heading for Syria, in his last moments wrote a note explaining that it was still a just cause with few civilian casualties, and they were doing a very good job.
Insane Bartender said he was going to die, but then we kept seeing him from time to time.
Grix Thraves taken away by angels to a better place, because he loved everyone loads and it was too harmful.
Mouldy Cheese found hanged, left three suicide notes.
Mr Snuggly fatally injured in an attempt at skateboarding. Monkey man posted the video the next day.
Monkey_man trampled to death by an over-zealous long horned cattle for all the T-bone steaks over the years.
Ineedsleep buried alive.
Light died of dehydration writing one of his longer posts.
FinalFantasyFanatic never died.
Meka Dragon spontaneously combusted with frustration because nobody realised his genius.
Asher D while walking with DW, they were battered to death by skinheads for being a poofy shade of fuschia.
Dr Duck cut in two by the letter S.
El Blokey the Spanish Inquisition found out he wasnt really Spanish.
Beards Came into contact with the real cardboard tube ninja, and never came out of contact again.
And the crystal ball goes misty...
Goatboy - died of lung cancer whilst making love to a beautiful woman. Turned out he was Swiss Toni all along.
The sagacious one - crushed by a pile of rotten logs falling from a high shelf in a romote cabin out in the woods.
Belldandy hit by a rogue US bomb heading for Syria, in his last moments wrote a note explaining that it was still a just cause with few civilian casualties, and they were doing a very good job.
Insane Bartender said he was going to die, but then we kept seeing him from time to time.
Grix Thraves taken away by angels to a better place, because he loved everyone loads and it was too harmful.
Mouldy Cheese found hanged, left three suicide notes.
Mr Snuggly fatally injured in an attempt at skateboarding. Monkey man posted the video the next day.
Monkey_man trampled to death by an over-zealous long horned cattle for all the T-bone steaks over the years.
Ineedsleep buried alive.
Light died of dehydration writing one of his longer posts.
FinalFantasyFanatic never died.
Meka Dragon spontaneously combusted with frustration because nobody realised his genius.
Asher D while walking with DW, they were battered to death by skinheads for being a poofy shade of fuschia.
Dr Duck cut in two by the letter S.
El Blokey the Spanish Inquisition found out he wasnt really Spanish.
Beards Came into contact with the real cardboard tube ninja, and never came out of contact again.
And the crystal ball goes misty...
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Well, I don't know who it was but someone crossed my palm with silver, and now I have to make some predictions. About death. Yes, your deaths. Seeing into the future and looking back to see how you died. Here goes.
Goatboy - died of lung cancer whilst making love to a beautiful woman. Turned out he was Swiss Toni all along.
The sagacious one - crushed by a pile of rotten logs falling from a high shelf in a romote cabin out in the woods.
Belldandy hit by a rogue US bomb heading for Syria, in his last moments wrote a note explaining that it was still a just cause with few civilian casualties, and they were doing a very good job.
Insane Bartender said he was going to die, but then we kept seeing him from time to time.
Grix Thraves taken away by angels to a better place, because he loved everyone loads and it was too harmful.
Mouldy Cheese found hanged, left three suicide notes.
Mr Snuggly fatally injured in an attempt at skateboarding. Monkey man posted the video the next day.
Monkey_man trampled to death by an over-zealous long horned cattle for all the T-bone steaks over the years.
Ineedsleep buried alive.
Light died of dehydration writing one of his longer posts.
FinalFantasyFanatic never died.
Meka Dragon spontaneously combusted with frustration because nobody realised his genius.
Asher D while walking with DW, they were battered to death by skinheads for being a poofy shade of fuschia.
Dr Duck cut in two by the letter S.
El Blokey the Spanish Inquisition found out he wasnt really Spanish.
Beards Came into contact with the real cardboard tube ninja, and never came out of contact again.
And the crystal ball goes misty...
Goatboy - died of lung cancer whilst making love to a beautiful woman. Turned out he was Swiss Toni all along.
The sagacious one - crushed by a pile of rotten logs falling from a high shelf in a romote cabin out in the woods.
Belldandy hit by a rogue US bomb heading for Syria, in his last moments wrote a note explaining that it was still a just cause with few civilian casualties, and they were doing a very good job.
Insane Bartender said he was going to die, but then we kept seeing him from time to time.
Grix Thraves taken away by angels to a better place, because he loved everyone loads and it was too harmful.
Mouldy Cheese found hanged, left three suicide notes.
Mr Snuggly fatally injured in an attempt at skateboarding. Monkey man posted the video the next day.
Monkey_man trampled to death by an over-zealous long horned cattle for all the T-bone steaks over the years.
Ineedsleep buried alive.
Light died of dehydration writing one of his longer posts.
FinalFantasyFanatic never died.
Meka Dragon spontaneously combusted with frustration because nobody realised his genius.
Asher D while walking with DW, they were battered to death by skinheads for being a poofy shade of fuschia.
Dr Duck cut in two by the letter S.
El Blokey the Spanish Inquisition found out he wasnt really Spanish.
Beards Came into contact with the real cardboard tube ninja, and never came out of contact again.
And the crystal ball goes misty...
Blank wrote:
> Mouldy Cheese found hanged, left three suicide notes.
LOL
> Mouldy Cheese found hanged, left three suicide notes.
LOL
YeY me.
It's written, therefore it's true.
It's written, therefore it's true.
RBS - Just disappeared one day, presumed dead.
How do I die?!
Those were great. Especially the Mouldy Cheese one. Although I think Goatboy will just suddenly die of being such a damn sexy beast.
Notorious Biggles wrote:
> RBS - Just disappeared one day, presumed dead.
*Haunts Biggles*
Muahahah.
Long time no see mate.
> RBS - Just disappeared one day, presumed dead.
*Haunts Biggles*
Muahahah.
Long time no see mate.
Blank wrote:
> Belldandy hit by a rogue US bomb heading for Syria, in his last
> moments wrote a note explaining that it was still a just cause with
> few civilian casualties, and they were doing a very good job.
And that is the best :-D
> Belldandy hit by a rogue US bomb heading for Syria, in his last
> moments wrote a note explaining that it was still a just cause with
> few civilian casualties, and they were doing a very good job.
And that is the best :-D
How do I die, probably on a show of 'How angry SR monkeys go bad'. Vote crazycol.
Crazycol, you died of shock when somebody actually voted for you.
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