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Look out for the man, at a quarter past 10,
With a step in his spring, and a luminous hen.
3 beards made of nails,
Some ivory whales
And a cufflink the weight of 5 men.
A diamond tiara and a loris fur cape,
Silver-plated toupee, tied up at the nape.
6 boots made of yak,
Human spleens in a sack,
And a gopher that keeps changing shape.
Dragging behind him, a muscular boat,
Two dozen jellies encasing a goat,
A deer made from bunting,
Some cheese fit for hunting,
And a fig-tree approaching a moat.
Surrounding his belly, the stench of a frog,
Standing on hedgehogs, an ambiguous dog,
Big pink monkeys dancing,
A score lancers lancing,
And a phonebook devouring a log.
Oxygen tanks, fit only for mice,
Old chiropractors inflating some lice,
A hole-punched red moon,
A man-bending spoon,
And an elephant made out of rice.
In a big barrel, some lollipop stew,
Waiting with Santa, a cow sniffing glue,
A loincloth of keys,
A belt made of bees,
And a flowering didgeridoo.
Look out for the man at a quarter past 10,
‘Cos if he isn't here now, he just might be then.
With a step in his spring, and a luminous hen.
3 beards made of nails,
Some ivory whales
And a cufflink the weight of 5 men.
A diamond tiara and a loris fur cape,
Silver-plated toupee, tied up at the nape.
6 boots made of yak,
Human spleens in a sack,
And a gopher that keeps changing shape.
Dragging behind him, a muscular boat,
Two dozen jellies encasing a goat,
A deer made from bunting,
Some cheese fit for hunting,
And a fig-tree approaching a moat.
Surrounding his belly, the stench of a frog,
Standing on hedgehogs, an ambiguous dog,
Big pink monkeys dancing,
A score lancers lancing,
And a phonebook devouring a log.
Oxygen tanks, fit only for mice,
Old chiropractors inflating some lice,
A hole-punched red moon,
A man-bending spoon,
And an elephant made out of rice.
In a big barrel, some lollipop stew,
Waiting with Santa, a cow sniffing glue,
A loincloth of keys,
A belt made of bees,
And a flowering didgeridoo.
Look out for the man at a quarter past 10,
‘Cos if he isn't here now, he just might be then.
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FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> No crap.
> Way to patronise a guy ...
I'm sorry pal if I offended you.
> No crap.
> Way to patronise a guy ...
I'm sorry pal if I offended you.
Lol sorry FFF I meant "Knight hood" :S I'll try and be a bit more thorough next time I read over a post for errors.
*Bounces around on a Space Hopper dressed as a psycho nun*
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-a-m-u-s-i-n-g-
Black Glove, thankee. You shall recieve your flowers in due course.
Cubist, thank you for giving me the oppertunity to make fun of your letter-missing-out antics.
Leprechaun, don't worry, I'm over it. I'm sure you meant well.
And with that, peasant folk, I'm off.
*Dissapears in a puff of smoke*
Cubist, thank you for giving me the oppertunity to make fun of your letter-missing-out antics.
Leprechaun, don't worry, I'm over it. I'm sure you meant well.
And with that, peasant folk, I'm off.
*Dissapears in a puff of smoke*
Aye I meant well pal :-D
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