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With a step in his spring, and a luminous hen.
3 beards made of nails,
Some ivory whales
And a cufflink the weight of 5 men.
A diamond tiara and a loris fur cape,
Silver-plated toupee, tied up at the nape.
6 boots made of yak,
Human spleens in a sack,
And a gopher that keeps changing shape.
Dragging behind him, a muscular boat,
Two dozen jellies encasing a goat,
A deer made from bunting,
Some cheese fit for hunting,
And a fig-tree approaching a moat.
Surrounding his belly, the stench of a frog,
Standing on hedgehogs, an ambiguous dog,
Big pink monkeys dancing,
A score lancers lancing,
And a phonebook devouring a log.
Oxygen tanks, fit only for mice,
Old chiropractors inflating some lice,
A hole-punched red moon,
A man-bending spoon,
And an elephant made out of rice.
In a big barrel, some lollipop stew,
Waiting with Santa, a cow sniffing glue,
A loincloth of keys,
A belt made of bees,
And a flowering didgeridoo.
Look out for the man at a quarter past 10,
‘Cos if he isn't here now, he just might be then.
I meant the Leprechaun ... thing
> No crap.
> Way to patronise a guy ...
Me? I wasn't intending to sound patronising. I was sticking up for you as Leprachaun was telling you how to rhyme best!
> P.S. I love the 'step in his spring', what a great play on words and
> it made me chuckle!
I was thinking most people wouldn't even realise. One of those things you're mind just assumes reads like it always does.
I was talking to the other guy whwn I said that.
ThankYOU for your kind words.
Phew ...
> I was thinking most people wouldn't even realise. One of those things
> you're mind just assumes reads like it always does.
Ah well, that comes from 2 years of A-level English Literature! Going through Wilfred Owen's poetry with a fine tooth comb gives you an eye for these things!
P.S. Stop posting at the exact same time as me ;-)
> Oh crap, forgot about that.
> I'll shove in there as well, to apease his Cubisty-ness
Thank you FFF, you shall recieve your night hood this weekend :D
>
> Going
> through Wilfred Owen's poetry with a fine tooth comb gives you an eye
> for these things!
>
It also causes you to lose the will to live.
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Oh crap, forgot about that.
> I'll shove in there as well, to apease his Cubisty-ness
>
> Thank you FFF, you shall recieve your night hood this weekend :D
Cool ... a night hood.
Can I get a day hood as well, for when it's a bit chilly.
I'd like it in crushed velvet with a leopard skin collar.
Thankee