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Look out for the man, at a quarter past 10,
With a step in his spring, and a luminous hen.
3 beards made of nails,
Some ivory whales
And a cufflink the weight of 5 men.

A diamond tiara and a loris fur cape,
Silver-plated toupee, tied up at the nape.
6 boots made of yak,
Human spleens in a sack,
And a gopher that keeps changing shape.

Dragging behind him, a muscular boat,
Two dozen jellies encasing a goat,
A deer made from bunting,
Some cheese fit for hunting,
And a fig-tree approaching a moat.

Surrounding his belly, the stench of a frog,
Standing on hedgehogs, an ambiguous dog,
Big pink monkeys dancing,
A score lancers lancing,
And a phonebook devouring a log.

Oxygen tanks, fit only for mice,
Old chiropractors inflating some lice,
A hole-punched red moon,
A man-bending spoon,
And an elephant made out of rice.

In a big barrel, some lollipop stew,
Waiting with Santa, a cow sniffing glue,
A loincloth of keys,
A belt made of bees,
And a flowering didgeridoo.

Look out for the man at a quarter past 10,
‘Cos if he isn't here now, he just might be then.

Aye I meant well pal :-D

Black Glove, thankee. You shall recieve your flowers in due course.

Cubist, thank you for giving me the oppertunity to make fun of your letter-missing-out antics.

Leprechaun, don't worry, I'm over it. I'm sure you meant well.

And with that, peasant folk, I'm off.
*Dissapears in a puff of smoke*

*Bounces around on a Space Hopper dressed as a psycho nun*
-a-m-u-s-i-n-g-

Lol sorry FFF I meant "Knight hood" :S I'll try and be a bit more thorough next time I read over a post for errors.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> No crap.
> Way to patronise a guy ...

I'm sorry pal if I offended you.

Cubist wrote:
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Oh crap, forgot about that.
> I'll shove in there as well, to apease his Cubisty-ness
>
> Thank you FFF, you shall recieve your night hood this weekend :D

Cool ... a night hood.
Can I get a day hood as well, for when it's a bit chilly.
I'd like it in crushed velvet with a leopard skin collar.
Thankee

Amen to that. He should really have tried to lighten up a bit. It's all death this and war that. You might as well read something by Edgar Alan Poe (If that's how you spell his name)

DébUK wrote:

>
> Going
> through Wilfred Owen's poetry with a fine tooth comb gives you an eye
> for these things!
>

It also causes you to lose the will to live.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Oh crap, forgot about that.
> I'll shove in there as well, to apease his Cubisty-ness

Thank you FFF, you shall recieve your night hood this weekend :D

>
> I was thinking most people wouldn't even realise. One of those things
> you're mind just assumes reads like it always does.

Ah well, that comes from 2 years of A-level English Literature! Going through Wilfred Owen's poetry with a fine tooth comb gives you an eye for these things!

P.S. Stop posting at the exact same time as me ;-)