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"The sagacious won"

This is what you will be reading after the result is announced; should you decide to vote for the forum's 124th most popular poster*.

My message is simple "I'd like you side me when have rains it's very cold and I'd like make you get warms also when you get cold ok we can share our hugs ha ha ha".

This isn't simply drivel written by some Thai girl in a recent and particularly hilarious email I received (she also sent me a photo of herself done up all nice, having told me I'm the only one for her blah blah, however she also quite clearly sent this to some other bloke-his email address was in the forward list!) it is a serious message to you all.

I can make your lives better. And I post the odd funny.

Dammit if a peon like Inebriated Bumtester, or whatever he called himself-I wonder if he will make a re-appearance, can win, then a p*ss taking bar steward like myself (such word play) could too.

Anyway if you don't vote for me, I'll kill your pets. Then eat them. With a shovel.

* A random Pole was surveyed and didn't speak English, so there may be some margin of error, about 78-99% if my abacus is working properly.

Goatboy wrote:
> I'm torn between saggy and Ros.
>
> A toss up, if you will.
> But not like that, manchowder is a no-no in my cave.

Vote for Ros. I will be. As long as someone who isn't still a foetus wins, all will be well.

Urm and Ros I'm not implying that you are a better alternative just because you're not a foetus.

I'm not that kinda guy.

YOU ALL LIKE MICE

I LIKE CAPS

Me or him?

Meeces in peeces is even more of a taboo than manglue in my foodhole

I heard you loved mice.

I'm torn between saggy and Ros.

A toss up, if you will.
But not like that, manchowder is a no-no in my cave.

Blank wrote:
> If you survive you get my vote. But by that time you've already lost,
> or else you wouldn't be eating my pet with a shovel. A catch22,
> indeed.

What if I consume your pet now, before you vote...just on a whim.

Blank wrote:
A catch22, indeed.

My brother!

If you survive you get my vote. But by that time you've already lost, or else you wouldn't be eating my pet with a shovel. A catch22, indeed.

Oh, and you should vote for me, because I'm the only one that didn't need to look your name up in a dictionary.

Blank wrote:

> And how are you going to eat my pet with a shovel?

With a dab of vinegar, a few mushy fleas and a pitch fork.

It means wise.

And how are you going to eat my pet with a shovel?