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"The sagacious won"

This is what you will be reading after the result is announced; should you decide to vote for the forum's 124th most popular poster*.

My message is simple "I'd like you side me when have rains it's very cold and I'd like make you get warms also when you get cold ok we can share our hugs ha ha ha".

This isn't simply drivel written by some Thai girl in a recent and particularly hilarious email I received (she also sent me a photo of herself done up all nice, having told me I'm the only one for her blah blah, however she also quite clearly sent this to some other bloke-his email address was in the forward list!) it is a serious message to you all.

I can make your lives better. And I post the odd funny.

Dammit if a peon like Inebriated Bumtester, or whatever he called himself-I wonder if he will make a re-appearance, can win, then a p*ss taking bar steward like myself (such word play) could too.

Anyway if you don't vote for me, I'll kill your pets. Then eat them. With a shovel.

* A random Pole was surveyed and didn't speak English, so there may be some margin of error, about 78-99% if my abacus is working properly.

"I'll have what she's having!"

Hammy meet liquidiser. Oh Hammy what mess you make! You are silly.

Maybe she'll resign. Although for Hammy it may be too late...

Yeah everyones' pets are dogmeat; I'm surprised that Ros is allowing herself to win: most inhumane of her.

Are you still planning to kill my pets if I don't vote for you? I haven't voted yet, and just want to make sure.

Thanks anyway (I'm not ever ar*ed about this whole thing). I voted for Ros as she is one of the few un-notables not to be notified about being notableficated into becoming a notable, that's worth voting for. Anyway your vote has duly been er noted.

I never vote for people who win

Boo

Rosalind wrote:

> Mr Silvertongue himself.

Yeah, had an unfortunate incident with a female werewolf as it happens.

> I hope I'm nearer to being a fetus than to being a corpse.

What ambition!

El Blokey wrote:
> I'm pretty sure it's already born, my dear gerrid.

Oh dear god. And I haven't even built my yak shelter. Please will somebody think of the yaks.
RUN FOR THE HILLS

The sagacious one wrote:

> I think that you are somewhere between foetus and corpse.
>
> (Secret note to oneself "Man I'm damn good at this flattery
> malarkey")

Mr Silvertongue himself.

I hope I'm nearer to being a fetus than to being a corpse.

:s