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"I'm off to slit my throat with a razor..."

...or "shave", as it is more commonly known. I'm sooo bad at shaving, it's no-wonder I wait about a month and get a proper Grizzly Adams Bear facewrap going on before I take Bic to beard. See all y'all laterz if I survive this time...

SICK:P

:)

cookie monster wrote:
> Goatboy wrote:
> First I've heard negative about that, they're not a feedbag y'know

They are if you're Neil Hamilton.

Goatboy wrote:
> First I've heard negative about that, they're not a feedbag y'know

LOL, the mental imagery.

Goatboy wrote:
> *raises eyebrow*
>
> First I've heard negative about that, they're not a feedbag y'know,
> the aim isn't to try and inflate. Think of it like bobbing for apples.

Sex tips from Goatboy, the guy who's going on a blind date tonight. No thanks.

*raises eyebrow*

First I've heard negative about that, they're not a feedbag y'know, the aim isn't to try and inflate. Think of it like bobbing for apples.

cookie monster wrote:
> locky1133 wrote:
> Girls don't like facial hair, it itches when you go d*wn on them.
> (Censored for the little 'un's)
>
> Yeah, removing one letter really makes it hard to guess...
>
> :D

Ignornce is bliss:)

locky1133 wrote:
> Girls don't like facial hair, it itches when you go d*wn on them.
> (Censored for the little 'un's)

Yeah, removing one letter really makes it hard to guess...

:D

Girls don't like facial hair, it itches when you go d*wn on them. (Censored for the little 'un's)

shave it short, then finish off with a GOOD electric shaver.

Shaving?

You hommos
*rubs 2 week beardy growth*