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This can be applied in many, many different plces but I find McDonalds is the best. First go into the McDonalds and be terribly awkward. Here is an example -
Cashier person - Hello, can I take your order?
You - Well you look perfectly able...unless there is something you're not telling me?
Cashier person - No, so want do you want?
You - Hmmmm I dunno right now
Cashier Person - Next please?
You - WAIT! wait a second hmmmmm I'll have the cheese burger without the cheese please.
Cashier person - 1 Burger
You - No 1 cheese burger without the cheese
Cashier person - But that's the same as a normal burger.
You - If you insist but it better be
Cashier person - **Grunts and mumbles** - It'll just be a minute
You - **set your watch for exactly 1 minute** Ok..... *Start stop watch** GO!
Cashier Person - Ok **Scurries off to fetch the food**
If he comes back early say -
You - Oh you're early, that makes a first in this business
If he comes back late say -
You - Pfft late as usual, no wonder you get minimum wage.
Cashier Person - That'll be £**Insert Price** please
You - Ok here you go, **Bring out a bag of 1ps that you've pre-counted to the exact right price of a burger in your local McDonalds**
Once you have got your burger and left a McDonalds employee feeling like he wants to stick his hand in the deep fryer then you know your mission is completed.
Cashier person - Hello, can I take your order?
You - Well you look perfectly able...unless there is something you're not telling me?
Cashier person - No, so want do you want?
You - Hmmmm I dunno right now
Cashier Person - Next please?
You - WAIT! wait a second hmmmmm I'll have the cheese burger without the cheese please.
Cashier person - 1 Burger
You - No 1 cheese burger without the cheese
Cashier person - But that's the same as a normal burger.
You - If you insist but it better be
Cashier person - **Grunts and mumbles** - It'll just be a minute
You - **set your watch for exactly 1 minute** Ok..... *Start stop watch** GO!
Cashier Person - Ok **Scurries off to fetch the food**
If he comes back early say -
You - Oh you're early, that makes a first in this business
If he comes back late say -
You - Pfft late as usual, no wonder you get minimum wage.
Cashier Person - That'll be £**Insert Price** please
You - Ok here you go, **Bring out a bag of 1ps that you've pre-counted to the exact right price of a burger in your local McDonalds**
Once you have got your burger and left a McDonalds employee feeling like he wants to stick his hand in the deep fryer then you know your mission is completed.
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All three techniques suck.
Why would you want to annoy them anyway? Their job must be annoying as hell without random people taking the pisch.
Why would you want to annoy them anyway? Their job must be annoying as hell without random people taking the pisch.
Pfft ammature, what you do is find a man with a wheel chair then run past him shouting "Fire! Fire Everybody run! Run as fast as you can!" or...... you go past a foster home shouting "Yay parents night parents night!" They may both be evil but funny when the situation arises.
Or just shout "Fire!" really loud in a packed room and watch everyone scream and flood through the exit. Allbeit evil, it is funny as hell!
This can be applied in many, many different plces but I find McDonalds is the best. First go into the McDonalds and be terribly awkward. Here is an example -
Cashier person - Hello, can I take your order?
You - Well you look perfectly able...unless there is something you're not telling me?
Cashier person - No, so want do you want?
You - Hmmmm I dunno right now
Cashier Person - Next please?
You - WAIT! wait a second hmmmmm I'll have the cheese burger without the cheese please.
Cashier person - 1 Burger
You - No 1 cheese burger without the cheese
Cashier person - But that's the same as a normal burger.
You - If you insist but it better be
Cashier person - **Grunts and mumbles** - It'll just be a minute
You - **set your watch for exactly 1 minute** Ok..... *Start stop watch** GO!
Cashier Person - Ok **Scurries off to fetch the food**
If he comes back early say -
You - Oh you're early, that makes a first in this business
If he comes back late say -
You - Pfft late as usual, no wonder you get minimum wage.
Cashier Person - That'll be £**Insert Price** please
You - Ok here you go, **Bring out a bag of 1ps that you've pre-counted to the exact right price of a burger in your local McDonalds**
Once you have got your burger and left a McDonalds employee feeling like he wants to stick his hand in the deep fryer then you know your mission is completed.
Cashier person - Hello, can I take your order?
You - Well you look perfectly able...unless there is something you're not telling me?
Cashier person - No, so want do you want?
You - Hmmmm I dunno right now
Cashier Person - Next please?
You - WAIT! wait a second hmmmmm I'll have the cheese burger without the cheese please.
Cashier person - 1 Burger
You - No 1 cheese burger without the cheese
Cashier person - But that's the same as a normal burger.
You - If you insist but it better be
Cashier person - **Grunts and mumbles** - It'll just be a minute
You - **set your watch for exactly 1 minute** Ok..... *Start stop watch** GO!
Cashier Person - Ok **Scurries off to fetch the food**
If he comes back early say -
You - Oh you're early, that makes a first in this business
If he comes back late say -
You - Pfft late as usual, no wonder you get minimum wage.
Cashier Person - That'll be £**Insert Price** please
You - Ok here you go, **Bring out a bag of 1ps that you've pre-counted to the exact right price of a burger in your local McDonalds**
Once you have got your burger and left a McDonalds employee feeling like he wants to stick his hand in the deep fryer then you know your mission is completed.
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