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"How to annoy someone in 5 minutes"

This can be applied in many, many different plces but I find McDonalds is the best. First go into the McDonalds and be terribly awkward. Here is an example -

Cashier person - Hello, can I take your order?

You - Well you look perfectly able...unless there is something you're not telling me?

Cashier person - No, so want do you want?

You - Hmmmm I dunno right now

Cashier Person - Next please?

You - WAIT! wait a second hmmmmm I'll have the cheese burger without the cheese please.

Cashier person - 1 Burger

You - No 1 cheese burger without the cheese

Cashier person - But that's the same as a normal burger.

You - If you insist but it better be

Cashier person - **Grunts and mumbles** - It'll just be a minute

You - **set your watch for exactly 1 minute** Ok..... *Start stop watch** GO!

Cashier Person - Ok **Scurries off to fetch the food**

If he comes back early say -

You - Oh you're early, that makes a first in this business

If he comes back late say -

You - Pfft late as usual, no wonder you get minimum wage.

Cashier Person - That'll be £**Insert Price** please

You - Ok here you go, **Bring out a bag of 1ps that you've pre-counted to the exact right price of a burger in your local McDonalds**

Once you have got your burger and left a McDonalds employee feeling like he wants to stick his hand in the deep fryer then you know your mission is completed.

Bleh, I remember when they charged me £2.22 for 2 burgers and 2 fries. When it clearly says everywhere else "2 for 2 pound"

Ah well. They all suck anyway.

Heh, i seen a burger king being made in America, the place was built and looking for staff within a week.

They literally bussed a new McDonalds near to where I live. Brought in all the parts, ready made, on lorries and then assembled it.

Instead of bringing in experienced staff from other restaraunts... they brought in totally new staff. All radiges. My God, I've never seen worse service at a fast food joint. And I bet they have competitions over who can do the most unspeakable stuff to the food.

regarding the topic, sure thats a good idea, if you like having 'special' relish on your burgers.

All Burger king or Mackey D staff are incopident thats why there hired for the job so take advantage of their dumbness like i did the other day

Did you ever see that programme about Burger King and their infamous spitting on burgers preperation technique?

Still, not as bad as the McDonalds near me. It had to close for weeks because their was a health and safety issue. The albanian workers had been jacking off into the Mayonaise.

Glad I never had a chicken burger.

Lol you underestimate me DrDuck. I don't actually eat the stuff, that's why you only buy a cheese burger without the cheese and not a list of stuff that'll most likely have gob in it. It's quite funny though when you turn round and stick it in the bin at just an angle that they can see you do it.

Dr Duck wrote:
> fries

Hmm. Pishing off people who prepare food that you plan to eat.

Right.

And you think *you* get to screw *them* over?

Would you like flob with your fires sir?

But taking the pisch is an art form that must be mastered over the years... not to mention the fact that it's funny as hell when they get all stressed out and can't handle 15 year old kids.