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"Wanted: Winning lottery ticket"

Any winning ticket with 5 numbers or more (bonus ball would be a bonus) considered, up to £2000 cash paid for pristine specimens. Good money also paid for unclaimed winning scratch cards and pools coupons. Giro cashing service available too, pyramid scheme is subject to popular demand.

Any takers please contact me URGENTLY on:

whatadum*******[email protected]

Thank you

this seems URJUNT!

It made me 'larf' also.

He must be having a 'larf'.

'larfs'

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Black Glove wrote:
> I had a winning ticket, 5 numbers, but it was accidently blown out of
> my grasp by a sudden gust of wind.... The last time I saw it, it was
> precariously plastered on the wide forehead of a mean-looking bull in
> a field just outside Salford.


lol, that made me larf

I had a winning ticket, 5 numbers, but it was accidently blown out of my grasp by a sudden gust of wind.... The last time I saw it, it was precariously plastered on the wide forehead of a mean-looking bull in a field just outside Salford.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Hmm, that’s a tempting offer...if you can seal a night of passion with
> J-Lo into the mix, then I would be willing to except that.

I can provide J-Lo you supply your own friggin Seal, sicko!

I would but I swapped my ticket for some magic beans

*fartt*

Hmm, that’s a tempting offer...if you can seal a night of passion with J-Lo into the mix, then I would be willing to except that.

English_Bloke wrote:
> I have a winning Japanese ticket, 1,000,000 yen. How much will you
> give me for that?

10,000 yen.

I have a winning Japanese ticket, 1,000,000 yen. How much will you give me for that?

I just found a winning Irish lottery ticket outside.

It was an instant one but it had won E2.

What's the Euro button again?

E2 and a free ticket. Now I don't live in Ireland though so there could be a problem!