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"Wanted: Winning lottery ticket"

Any winning ticket with 5 numbers or more (bonus ball would be a bonus) considered, up to £2000 cash paid for pristine specimens. Good money also paid for unclaimed winning scratch cards and pools coupons. Giro cashing service available too, pyramid scheme is subject to popular demand.

Any takers please contact me URGENTLY on:

whatadum*******[email protected]

Thank you

Any winning ticket with 5 numbers or more (bonus ball would be a bonus) considered, up to £2000 cash paid for pristine specimens. Good money also paid for unclaimed winning scratch cards and pools coupons. Giro cashing service available too, pyramid scheme is subject to popular demand.

Any takers please contact me URGENTLY on:

whatadum*******[email protected]

Thank you

I've got next weeks winning ticket if you want it *crosses fingers*

Bah! I should have started this first, afterall I am a poor student. now The Saggy One is gonna get all the cash.

Give you a tenner for it.

Or if you want, a tennor: Pavarotti slightly shop soiled, will do Nessa Dorma for Hula Hoops on request.

Ooh, ooh, does he come in quad-bypass?

Er yeah for an extra tennor I'll throw that in and Dominquez....

Special price for you my friend!

I just found a winning Irish lottery ticket outside.

It was an instant one but it had won E2.

What's the Euro button again?

E2 and a free ticket. Now I don't live in Ireland though so there could be a problem!

I have a winning Japanese ticket, 1,000,000 yen. How much will you give me for that?

English_Bloke wrote:
> I have a winning Japanese ticket, 1,000,000 yen. How much will you
> give me for that?

10,000 yen.

Hmm, that’s a tempting offer...if you can seal a night of passion with J-Lo into the mix, then I would be willing to except that.