Titanic 2: Jacks back
It’s been a 1000 years, Jack, after sinking to the bottom of the ocean was frozen, this kept him in a perfect state. Also when the boat sank most of people’s valuables sank too, some landing on Jack. This meant when his iceberg washed up on shore he had money. To celebrate being alive Jack decides to take a cruise holiday on the famous Titanic 2, as this would be the first sail Jack could only afford lower class tickets. On board he meets Daisy, a beautiful Red-head…
The stories pretty self-explanatory from there. You got any you’d like to share?
Rather irrelevant that.
> Make it a spaceship
> And it hits an asteroid
Sounds like Futurama minus the Blackhole.
And... they are or were considering making a T2. Set in the war where Jack didn't actually really die or something.. was a few years back ah well.
> Waterworld 2 but only now it's set on Mars. NASA sends monkeys to
> explore the planet, just normal monkeys, none of the Planet of the
> Apes nonsence. They land safely, find some rocks. They come home
> safe. The end. Oh, and one of the monkeys has mostly white fur while
> all the rest have mostly black fur.
one of the monkeys has a monkey lover back on earth and whilst on the planet nearly dies, but returns safely and is renited with his monjkey lover.
It involves a temporary milkman/priest called Dougal
The bomb has been fitted by Pat Mustard and if the milkcart goes below 5 miles per hour the milkcart will blow up :)
> Oh, bus - how about Speed 3, but only this time there's no bomb. It's
> about an amiable Postman, who gets cancer, but his barren wife
> surprisingly manages to conceive and he finally gets the son he wished
What about a psychotic postman that highjacks a bus who has cancer, and will die in 24 hours and is taking as many people he can with him as he dies. Oh, I forgot that the hero is an afraid asmatic dog.
A great dilevery man comes out of the job and his little brother goes in, but after failing to deliver a fresh slice of family life in 30 minutes he is threaned with the sac anless his brother does one last job, 30 pizzas in half an hour...