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I'm not going to describe the build-up to this post. That would be boasting - and anyway, I'm not sure quite how I feel just yet.
The question I wanted to ask:
Does it ever stop being special?
Does it ever become mundane and routine?
Does it, once you know what you're doing, become any less sublime?
Sensible replys please.
The question I wanted to ask:
Does it ever stop being special?
Does it ever become mundane and routine?
Does it, once you know what you're doing, become any less sublime?
Sensible replys please.
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Who?
Sorry if I came across a little hard, but one person comes in saying sex isn't the be all and end all of life on earth, and I'm suddenly an incompetent between the sheets, with a 10 second fuse and a half inch piece.
I personally thought from the forum title that this was for "intelligent discussion", and it seems I was completely misled.
Sorry if I came across a little hard, but one person comes in saying sex isn't the be all and end all of life on earth, and I'm suddenly an incompetent between the sheets, with a 10 second fuse and a half inch piece.
I personally thought from the forum title that this was for "intelligent discussion", and it seems I was completely misled.
Are you Ed Gein?
I'm not going to argue with you over something so infantile and petty. If the highlight of your lives is a half hour of fiddling fingers and intrusive use of bodily extremeties, then I'll leave you to enjoy yourselves in your chemically induced bouts of physical joy.
Personally, I think there are far more important things in life to spend time working on.
Personally, I think there are far more important things in life to spend time working on.
Jonman wrote:
> Either I've only ever been on really rubbish rollercoasters, or you,
> Mr Twiddly, are talking Twaddle.
You see, Mr Twiddly (not myself Garlic Bread) veiws foreplay as 'oblivion' and sex as the 'nemisis'. Confused? In foreplay he dont look down and his sex is very fast and over in 17 seconds...
> Either I've only ever been on really rubbish rollercoasters, or you,
> Mr Twiddly, are talking Twaddle.
You see, Mr Twiddly (not myself Garlic Bread) veiws foreplay as 'oblivion' and sex as the 'nemisis'. Confused? In foreplay he dont look down and his sex is very fast and over in 17 seconds...
Twiddly wrote:
> Sounds like far too much work to me. Amazing though that so many
> people put so much thought into the most basic and ancient physical
> act human beings can engage in.
And it's attitudes like that that are _exactly_ why women so often complain about how crap most blokes are in bed. *rolls eyes*
> Orgasm, schmorgasm. However good they are, they don't last very long,
> and then it's back down to earth, and what have you got to show for
> your efforts?
A girl that thinks that you're the best thing since sliced bread?
> It's far less engaging to go on a roller coaster for a similar effect
> with less need for tissue paper. You might have to pay, but at least
> you get a nice framed picture for your time.
Either I've only ever been on really rubbish rollercoasters, or you, Mr Twiddly, are talking Twaddle.
> Sounds like far too much work to me. Amazing though that so many
> people put so much thought into the most basic and ancient physical
> act human beings can engage in.
And it's attitudes like that that are _exactly_ why women so often complain about how crap most blokes are in bed. *rolls eyes*
> Orgasm, schmorgasm. However good they are, they don't last very long,
> and then it's back down to earth, and what have you got to show for
> your efforts?
A girl that thinks that you're the best thing since sliced bread?
> It's far less engaging to go on a roller coaster for a similar effect
> with less need for tissue paper. You might have to pay, but at least
> you get a nice framed picture for your time.
Either I've only ever been on really rubbish rollercoasters, or you, Mr Twiddly, are talking Twaddle.
Twiddly wrote:
> Orgasm, schmorgasm. However good they are, they don't last very long,
> and then it's back down to earth, and what have you got to show for
> your efforts?
Sex is much more than just an orgasm. Just like love is much more than just really liking somebody.
> Orgasm, schmorgasm. However good they are, they don't last very long,
> and then it's back down to earth, and what have you got to show for
> your efforts?
Sex is much more than just an orgasm. Just like love is much more than just really liking somebody.
Twiddly wrote:
> Jonman wrote:
> Pay attention to what you're doing, and the response it gets. Be
> gentle, but also try out rough. Try variations on the themes that
> work, to find the ones that work the best. Keep doing them. Lots.
> And
> lots. Don't even think about getting your little fella in on the
> action until the plaster that fell off the ceiling from the shouting
> has settled.
>
>
> Sounds like far too much work to me. Amazing though that so many
> people put so much thought into the most basic and ancient physical
> act human beings can engage in.
>
> Orgasm, schmorgasm. However good they are, they don't last very long,
> and then it's back down to earth, and what have you got to show for
> your efforts?
>
> It's far less engaging to go on a roller coaster for a similar effect
> with less need for tissue paper. You might have to pay, but at least
> you get a nice framed picture for your time.
mmmm...you have never had one have you!?
> Jonman wrote:
> Pay attention to what you're doing, and the response it gets. Be
> gentle, but also try out rough. Try variations on the themes that
> work, to find the ones that work the best. Keep doing them. Lots.
> And
> lots. Don't even think about getting your little fella in on the
> action until the plaster that fell off the ceiling from the shouting
> has settled.
>
>
> Sounds like far too much work to me. Amazing though that so many
> people put so much thought into the most basic and ancient physical
> act human beings can engage in.
>
> Orgasm, schmorgasm. However good they are, they don't last very long,
> and then it's back down to earth, and what have you got to show for
> your efforts?
>
> It's far less engaging to go on a roller coaster for a similar effect
> with less need for tissue paper. You might have to pay, but at least
> you get a nice framed picture for your time.
mmmm...you have never had one have you!?
Black Glove wrote:
> Did you purposely change the original "frankness" for
> "cockiness"?
>
Yes, that's how I read it the first time :)
> Did you purposely change the original "frankness" for
> "cockiness"?
>
Yes, that's how I read it the first time :)
Ineedsleep wrote:
> AMD_MAN wrote:
> i hope im not offending anyone with my cockiness.
Did you purposely change the original "frankness" for "cockiness"?
AMD_MAN wrote:
>
> "does size matter" all the girls i've been with say yes
> (without boasting im pretty lucky in that area) the average size for
> a
> mans thingy when angry is 5.5 inches
When "angry"? - Never heard it put like that before.
> AMD_MAN wrote:
> i hope im not offending anyone with my cockiness.
Did you purposely change the original "frankness" for "cockiness"?
AMD_MAN wrote:
>
> "does size matter" all the girls i've been with say yes
> (without boasting im pretty lucky in that area) the average size for
> a
> mans thingy when angry is 5.5 inches
When "angry"? - Never heard it put like that before.
AMD_MAN wrote:
> "does size matter" all the girls i've been with say yes
> (without boasting im pretty lucky in that area) the average size for a
> mans thingy when angry is 5.5 inches (did you know that) i hope im not
> offending anyone with my cockiness.
Not offended at all
* note to self - hide a ruler under the pillow
> "does size matter" all the girls i've been with say yes
> (without boasting im pretty lucky in that area) the average size for a
> mans thingy when angry is 5.5 inches (did you know that) i hope im not
> offending anyone with my cockiness.
Not offended at all
* note to self - hide a ruler under the pillow
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