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All the gamers were picked fairly out off the hat.
20 SR's users wait for there name to be called:
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The Game vs Armatige Shanks
pb vs edgy
New Jimmy vs Wookie Monster
golden rhino vs vai
Sonic Rav vs er-no
tony vs The Cheese
ben375 vs FantasyMeisteŽ
Dan2K1 vs Ant
meka dragon vs Venombyte
ali vs M.Farras
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The Game begins to complain and ask to play wrestling instead of Goldeneye, after a heated argument he gives in and sits next to Armatige Shanks who is ready for rule read out:
Announcer:
'This is a one on one 5 minute match, winner goes through, loser is out, the Arena is selected at random and the characters are picked by the players. The weapons category is 'Automatics'.
The Game vs Armatige Shanks match is held in the Stack level.
The Game is Bond
Armatige Shanks is Boris
The Game is very silly during the match and manages to miss Body Armour and the Deutsch, Armatige Shanks still only manages to win 2-0.
The Game is OUT.
Here are the results the first round.
The Game vs Armatige Shanks ( 0-2)
pb vs edgy (1-1, replay soon)
New Jimmy vs Wookie Monster (1-2)
golden rhino vs vai (2-2 replay soon)
Sonic Rav vs er-no ( 0-4)
tony vs The Cheese (2-0)
ben375 vs FantasyMeisteŽ (0-3)
Dan2K1 vs Ant ( replay soon)
meka dragon vs Venombyte (2-1)
ali vs M.Farras (5-0)
Shall I carry this on, please can no one else write any matches, let me do it!
P.S Bribes will be excepted.
Drugs test in the next half hour and the TONIGHTS MATCH UP:
Tony vs ALI
This will be posted later about 10:30pm, full coverage thanks to er-tv,
> I will find it personally offenseive if tony is let back into the
> competition.
And, after this tornie, we'll do a WWF No Mercy
> tournement, hosted by me, the cheese (if i'm still alive).
sorry cheese but you were allowed in because of tony, tony wants back and it is only right.
He has to play against his colleague ALI in the round.
WHAT A MATCH er-no has to write.
> er-no
Are you sure walking sticks and traction control are not
> allowed. They didn't help me win, er-honest. Well the walking
> stick in the spokes thing was a bit wicked I supppose, and my
> electronic aids do react 11 billion times quicker than the human
> brain.
Taking all of this into account the Judges of the competition have given er-no the Lifeline card and tony has to compete in this second round against:
ALI!!!!
*derder dar*
(it really feels like WWF storyline, but this time it is on the spot stuff)
THE NEW LINE UP for TONIGHTS UPDATE:
Sniper vs The Cheese
pb vs golden rhino
Ant vs meka_dragon
Ali vs tony
Wookie Monster vs SHEEPY
er-no has been given the wild card (sheer luck i guess, but i promise I do not win)
Are you sure walking sticks and traction control are not allowed. They didn't help me win, er-honest. Well the walking stick in the spokes thing was a bit wicked I supppose, and my electronic aids do react 11 billion times quicker than the human brain.
Sniper vs The Cheese
pb vs golden rhino
Ant vs meka_dragon
Ali vs er-no
Wookie Monster vs SHEEPY
(A Lifeline card will be given to one of the losers of this round so the numbers even up for the next round)
> Luckily that was Ants girlfriend, Jimmy is releaved at that close
> call, and so decides to be cautious and cut his womanising down to
> only 5 ladies at a time!
ha ha ha. ha. ha ha. ha. And ha.