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The SR championships are about to take off, each competitor is ready, the choice of game for this heat is Goldeneye on the N64.
All the gamers were picked fairly out off the hat.

20 SR's users wait for there name to be called:

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The Game vs Armatige Shanks

pb vs edgy

New Jimmy vs Wookie Monster

golden rhino vs vai

Sonic Rav vs er-no

tony vs The Cheese

ben375 vs FantasyMeiste®

Dan2K1 vs Ant

meka dragon vs Venombyte

ali vs M.Farras

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The Game begins to complain and ask to play wrestling instead of Goldeneye, after a heated argument he gives in and sits next to Armatige Shanks who is ready for rule read out:

Announcer:

'This is a one on one 5 minute match, winner goes through, loser is out, the Arena is selected at random and the characters are picked by the players. The weapons category is 'Automatics'.

The Game vs Armatige Shanks match is held in the Stack level.

The Game is Bond
Armatige Shanks is Boris

The Game is very silly during the match and manages to miss Body Armour and the Deutsch, Armatige Shanks still only manages to win 2-0.

The Game is OUT.

Here are the results the first round.

The Game vs Armatige Shanks ( 0-2)

pb vs edgy (1-1, replay soon)

New Jimmy vs Wookie Monster (1-2)

golden rhino vs vai (2-2 replay soon)

Sonic Rav vs er-no ( 0-4)

tony vs The Cheese (2-0)

ben375 vs FantasyMeiste® (0-3)

Dan2K1 vs Ant ( replay soon)

meka dragon vs Venombyte (2-1)

ali vs M.Farras (5-0)

Shall I carry this on, please can no one else write any matches, let me do it!

P.S Bribes will be excepted.

Rule one this is stupid.

The Cheese wrote:
> When Ant has gone, The Cheese gets up, smiling, and says 'I was only
> pretending to be hurt. What Plant doesn't know is that he is going
> to be cheeseified because he tried to hurt me!'. Manical laughter
> ensues.

Later on, The Cheese relaises that he was unconsious for the whole night, and his head didn't hurt, as he had lost all feeling in it.

turn it up bangin it bangin it bangin it bangin it that i very interesting turn it up

When Ant has gone, The Cheese gets up, smiling, and says 'I was only pretending to be hurt. What Plant doesn't know is that he is going to be cheeseified because he tried to hurt me!'. Manical laughter ensues.

"TURN IT UP!!" (Too Cool's music plays)

er-no, you like WWF?? Are you gonna get WWF: The Music Volume 5??

I am, so I can listen to "TURN IT UP!!" (Too Cool's music) over and over!!

Also,"IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME!!" (HHH's new music) and "GETTIN' ROWDY!!" (K-Kwik's music) is on there.
There's also Billy Gunn's, Benoit's, Guerrero's and a few more.

That's it from Ant's WWF Music update.


"TURN IT UP!!"

Later on, The Cheese is eating cheese backstage, smiling.

"This is the life. I am the best. Ant will never get me." The Cheese said to himself.

But sneaking up behind him, Ant with a steel chair!!

"Eat fruit, a$$hole!!" Ant says to The Cheese.

The Cheese turns around in shock. Ant smiles. WHAM!! ANT HIT HIM WITH THE CHAIR!!

Ant poses for the cameras, and then heads off to find some sugar.

Cheese update.
The Cheese has got into a fight with Ant at the bar. Ant is swiftly defeated with a powerful nipple cripple. The Cheese poses for the cameras.

Rules

1. Introduction

1.1 The gameplay SR Console Championships is the SR championship for console gaming in the UK. The Championships are run in association with er-tv and sponsored by er-er-er,

They are organised and run by er-no

1.2 This document contains the rules for the 2001 season, which will take place between 26th January 2000 and sometime soon. The document does not cover every eventuality, but sets out the basis on which the Championships will be run and refereed.

1.3 The organiser (er-no) reserves the right to modify, add or subtract rules. Changes will be published on the relevant forums (here) and will be on display before each round and The Grand Final.

1.4 All queries regarding these rules should be directed to me in this forum.


2. Format

2.1 The objective of the SR Console Championships is to determine the best player in the SR forum on Goldeneye on the N64

3. Eligibility

3.1 Competitors must be :
(a) 10 years of age or over. Competitors who are 9 years of age must register a parental consent form with The Playing Fields before the event.
(b) A SR resident


3.4 Players must also agree to cooperate with er-no, with standees surrounding the event.

Format

4.2. GoldenEye
· Console: N64
· Maps: Random, Selected by tournament officials.
· Allowed Characters: Any standard character
· Game Settings: 5 Minute deathmatch*, default settings, Automatic Weapons
· Controllers: Standard N64 controller
· Winner determined by: Highest number of frags

*In the case of a draw, the match will be replayed with 5 minutes both out ruling with the first frag winning the match.

7. Player Behaviour and Disputes

7.1 In all disputes the decision of the relevant match officials (er-no) at each venue is final. The name of the match officials (er-no) at each venue will be prominently displayed.

7.2 Abusive or offensive behaviour to other competitors, spectators or officials will result in disqualification. hehehe

7.3 Cheating in any form will result in disqualification.
hehehe unless i like you.

there u go

There will be one special match tonight, held at SR headquarters the match will be between:

Ali vs Tony.

All other matches results posted tommorrow?

Sniper vs The Cheese
pb vs golden rhino
Ant vs meka_dragon
Wookie Monster vs SHEEPY


What rules do you want?
There are many!

We need a ruling
er how long is it until the next round?

We need a ruling
er what are the rules?