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Do it, do it do it do it do it do it do it.
And let me know when you've seen it, because it's a bast to access. I'm guessing the site is rammed at the moment. I'll let you know if it's much cop after I've seen it.
"Rest assured, I shall be on the internet within minutes registering my displeasure."
Ahhhhh...
Other news, Jonny English is absolute dog terd!
Um... she ain't sexy. She's just a Morpheus wanna-be who latches onto anybody with half decent powers. If I were in the matrix, she'd end up with me because she's a ho.
Gwuuuuuuhhhh (That was my Homer style drool)
*runs embarassed off age*
Gettin the super mega huge version. Bet you it totally crashes my PC...12min 10 seconds..
When's this baby out? I wanna see it the first day I can.
Ugh, trailers.
They spoil everything.
*Removes eyes*
*Flies over roof*
Agent Ssssmith: "Mr Anderssson... you must get the ring to Mount Doom, before... err, I mean, let's ruck.
Neo: "I'm totally going to kill you until you die of it. In bullet-time."
Trinity: "I am wearing leather for no reason other than to look sexy."
Morpheous: "And I speak solely in metaphor. Tonight may be the most important night in your lives, this is a war etc. Sod it, let's fight again. In bullet-time. With swords. While driving."
Neo: "Whoah"
Then all the Agents jump on Neo, but he gets in the phone box with Rufus and escapes.
"Far into the future a dark force is trying to take over the world as we know it, the Spice Girls got back together.
*Scary music*
The 21st centuries super heros must join together in a valliant battle to destroy the dark spicy forces and regain sanity for earth people.
Starring,
The power rangers
Braveheart
Spiderman
Jordan
Jackie Chan
Ali G
And Richard Gere
*Heavy rock music and some action scenes followed by a big explosion*
-Spice World 2, coming May 21st-,
'Prepare Yourself'
*End trailer*