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Post edited by Hmmm... on 29/12/2018 at 18:19.
She is one lucky lady............
And HiddenWingz wrote:
Would give advice from a gals point of view, but I'm not very well good with that type of stuff. Go for it!
Think you ought to think twice about that 'comment' WH ;¬)
Best wishes for the wedding
1) Walk in and chin the nearest "alpha male" type straight away. Grab her and shout "THIS. MINE!"
She will be impressed by your display of manliness, and will be won over as you are clearly the superior male specimen.
This is my favourite answer, do this! And make sure someone is standing by with a video camera.
It does seem that love, or something a bit more primal is in the air.
Still I clearly did something right as I'm about to get married to one of the "conquests" this weekend.
I used the "your boyfriend is a douche" method on her.
Then turned up 15 minutes late for our first date.
And on our second I ruined the dinner I made by letting the salt pot lid break off....... que horrible veg.
She is one lucky lady............
I'm just going to play it by ear I think. If I go in with a plan, I'll only be dissapointed if the plan doesn't go accordingly.
Thanks for the useful tips guys (particularly yours Warhunt, wow, you go through a lot to get women!)
TBH SC, go with the flow....you know how you feel, so be a 'brave boy' and go for it, you've got to learn for yourself...
1. If you're in a group of friends, then you say hi, you be polite but that's where the focus on her ends. This is your night and you came out to have fun with your friends, the fact that she's there is just a minor distraction
2. Make sure you're an integral figure in the group, you make jokes, initiate banter, if your friends are getting drunk then stay slightly more sober than they are. This will highlight your role as an important member of the group rather than a peripheral figure and make you seem a more attractive option
3. You don't go out of your way to accommodate her. This is the twenty first century and buying girls drinks, holding their bags etc is just a big colourful invitation to let them walk all over you. Treat them as you would a stranger, respectfully, but letting them know that you have too much self respect to degrade yourself by acting submissively.
4. Same goes for compliments, use them sparingly. Have her questioning why you aren't all over her like a hot towel. She'll start craving your attention rather than that of the beta who keeps telling her how pretty and amazing she is.
5. Make a move later into the night after drink as has been bandied about, maybe in a club or a quieter part of a gathering. Make your intentions clear, but make sure you find the balance between cocky flirtatious banter and coming off as a forward creep. You don't want to act like you want to be her friend because let's face it, you don't and you're only going to end up in the submissive beta friend-zone if you do.
Treasure this knowledge well.
4) Get one your trusted mates to come along, and get him to loudly say something derogatory about her. Then slap him about a bit, defending her honour. Cue her wistfully falling into your arms.
As someone who is obviously way too sexy to resort to thuggish violence you could always do this but instead of giving him a slap throw down your gauntlet (which you will just conveniently happen to have in your back pocket) then whip out your hockey stick (which you will strangely enough also just happen to conveniently have strapped to your back) and challenge your mate (who also funnily enough will also happen to have a hockey stick strapped to his back) to a puck trick face off in the car park.After you have owned his sorry ass and restored your intended fine ladies good name you can have a cool line ready like ''Take it you don't watch much YouTube then........Beeatch!''
Or you could just stick with the original option 4 and if it works ruin it all by showing her this thread! :)