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J-Lo and Ben Affleck have bought the rights to a remake of Casablanca, and will start filming this year. "It's a perfect opportunity for us to show off out talents together," they said.

Pass me the Cyanide.

I was a little more insulted by the Italian Job/Get Carter remakes...

The J-Lo/Affleck Casablanka remake is just gonna be too silly to taken seriously?

Oh God your wright

Yes, I am now seeing J-Lo. Okay, okay, Ben Affleck.

didn't they split up?

You haven't posted on here in ages. Do you sort of home in on Red Dwarf mentions around the internet? :)

Blank wrote:
> Anyone remember the old Red Dwarf joke about remaking Casablanca?

Indeed, the one with Peter Beardsley was definitive.

Anyone remember the old Red Dwarf joke about remaking Casablanca?

What the hell is "Jenny from the block" going to star in next? And haven't her and Affleck been in enough films together lately? So you're a couple? We get it already.

Wasn't April Fools Day on Tuesday?

Dr Gonzo wrote:
> Kyz22 wrote:
> Why do modern film directors and actors/actresses insist on
> re-marking
> movies and then killing them with bad acting and techno soundtracks.
>
> But that's exactly what Sodenbury did with Ocean's Eleven and turned
> the pathetic original into something watchable. Solaris took a
> similarily dire original and turned it into an only below average
> film.

Kill them I tell you, kill them!