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It all started with Donkey Kong... and snowballed from there. yes, the monkey - the most celebrated primate in video games. Not only were there countless video games starring the Kongs, but there was also the classic Monkey Island series, Monkey Hero, a fantastic game called Monkey Puncher (it's not as immoral as it sounds) and many more.
Ok, so it's not exactly a long history, I just wanted an excuse to start a topic with the word 'monkey' in it. Please, share your views with me on the earth's greatest hairy ape - the monkey.
Ok, so it's not exactly a long history, I just wanted an excuse to start a topic with the word 'monkey' in it. Please, share your views with me on the earth's greatest hairy ape - the monkey.
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Thanks Cheese... but I was thinking more in the line that I have a terrible fashion sense and tell terrible jokes! :)
-- When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
-- When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
So thats how everbody knew I drank PGTips!! :)
PG Tips just makes the monkeys lose their fashion sense and tell terrible jokes.
Venom... so your saying that if you take away a monkeys PGTips, he/she will live for a a thousand years?
Man that PGTips fix is good..... but if its shortening my life by that much, I'm gona have to switch to coke! :)
Man that PGTips fix is good..... but if its shortening my life by that much, I'm gona have to switch to coke! :)
> Sit 1000 monkeys, at 1000 PC's for 1000 years,
> and soon
> enough, they'll produce the greatest game ever seen!
Isn't that how they made Tekken?
Anyway, it'd never work. Most monkey's don't live 1000 years. They'd all just be too busy drinking PG tips anyway..
"Give a monkey a banana, and he'll feed himself for a day, but give him the means to fish for his own bananas and.......damn, that's not going to work....."
> and soon
> enough, they'll produce the greatest game ever seen!
Isn't that how they made Tekken?
Anyway, it'd never work. Most monkey's don't live 1000 years. They'd all just be too busy drinking PG tips anyway..
"Give a monkey a banana, and he'll feed himself for a day, but give him the means to fish for his own bananas and.......damn, that's not going to work....."
Bananarama's Greatest Hits... Now theres a thought to keep me up late at night...
Can your PS1 peel a banana? Ha! Mine can. I trained it.
I'm having trouble getting my monkey to play Gran Turismo though, can you advise me where to insert the discs?
I'm having trouble getting my monkey to play Gran Turismo though, can you advise me where to insert the discs?
I've got a PSone and a monkey. Does that count for anything?
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