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Look. Don't blame me, I'm bored. If people were in here chatting away, I wouldn't have to sink to this level.
Smoke purred from Ant's mouth, drifting into the air, and pulling the life from within him out...
"You shouldn't smoke you know. It's bad for the insides."
Ant looked down at his curry. He wouldn't be suprised if the curry did more damage.
"I can't eat any more." He said. "I'm not feeling too well today."
The man took away Ant's curry, and emptied it into a bucket.
"That'll be 90 credits..." As the man looked up, Ant was no longer at his seat.
"Put it on the slate!" Ant shouted...
Ant had recieved another message. It was from command. Apparently some of the driods had broke lose, killing a few task forces on the way.
Ant got into his hovercar, just a bog standard craft, but the seats were uncomfortable. He knew this would be his last run before he could buy another.
He pulled the craft up, and out of the giant hanger, and into the open air. It was night. You could tell it was night because there were more hovercars around, it usually gets busy at night... Ant looked up at the deep smog that had settled over the city of Pembroke many years ago... not long after Pembroke was declared the new capital of the former British Isles all those years ago... before the war.
Ant remembers it as if it were about 10 years ago, so he expected the details to be a bit foggy.
Professor Miyamoto about 11 years ago invented the next generation of machinary to compete with the Overlords Playchip 3, which was in popular demand with kids...
Under the company name Nintendo, Prof. Miyamoto released the Nintendo chip into the mass market. Hundreds of people brought them, and had them implanted. Some many happy faces... so much peace in the world...
Then something, as always it seemed, went wrong. The chips started to manufuction, taking the persons will of control with it. They produced hundreds of automated psyhcotic killing machines, and Nintendo had no control over them...
The Overlord had ordered that all Nintendo products to be taking off the market, and ordered that Nintendo was shut down.
Ant pulled out of his daydream, and realised that he was heading straight for a building... He pulled up with ease. But someone behind him, who didn't anticipate his move quickly dodged to the left to avoid Ant, and hit the building that Ant was trying to avoid. The sprialling trail of the hovercars smoke reminded Ant to light his cigarette, which was just clasped unlit between his lips. Ant thought he was going insane...
Ant managed to navigate through the rest of the car maze, and ended up at the Overlords headquarters. Sony HQ.
He landed. Finding a space was easy, just land on top of any car already there. Sometimes you would find stacks of cars miles high, with the Jenga like approuch for the man with the bottom car, attempting to remove his car... There had been several "Jenga" accidents in the last few days.
Ant had left his car, climbed down the stack of cars, and entered the building. He proceeded past reception, and walked down the dark stairs. He took the second door on the left, walked around the fountain in the middle of the room to the third door, past the small wildlife display, through the small hall, under the glass bridge, and through the red double doors.
"Who are you?" Said the man inside.
"My names Ant. I'm a Blade Runner."
"Oh... you looking for the Command office. You should have taken the fourth door near the waterfall, this is the lower hall."
"Oh. Ta."
Smoke purred from Ant's mouth, drifting into the air, and pulling the life from within him out...
"You shouldn't smoke you know. It's bad for the insides."
Ant looked down at his curry. He wouldn't be suprised if the curry did more damage.
"I can't eat any more." He said. "I'm not feeling too well today."
The man took away Ant's curry, and emptied it into a bucket.
"That'll be 90 credits..." As the man looked up, Ant was no longer at his seat.
"Put it on the slate!" Ant shouted...
Ant had recieved another message. It was from command. Apparently some of the driods had broke lose, killing a few task forces on the way.
Ant got into his hovercar, just a bog standard craft, but the seats were uncomfortable. He knew this would be his last run before he could buy another.
He pulled the craft up, and out of the giant hanger, and into the open air. It was night. You could tell it was night because there were more hovercars around, it usually gets busy at night... Ant looked up at the deep smog that had settled over the city of Pembroke many years ago... not long after Pembroke was declared the new capital of the former British Isles all those years ago... before the war.
Ant remembers it as if it were about 10 years ago, so he expected the details to be a bit foggy.
Professor Miyamoto about 11 years ago invented the next generation of machinary to compete with the Overlords Playchip 3, which was in popular demand with kids...
Under the company name Nintendo, Prof. Miyamoto released the Nintendo chip into the mass market. Hundreds of people brought them, and had them implanted. Some many happy faces... so much peace in the world...
Then something, as always it seemed, went wrong. The chips started to manufuction, taking the persons will of control with it. They produced hundreds of automated psyhcotic killing machines, and Nintendo had no control over them...
The Overlord had ordered that all Nintendo products to be taking off the market, and ordered that Nintendo was shut down.
Ant pulled out of his daydream, and realised that he was heading straight for a building... He pulled up with ease. But someone behind him, who didn't anticipate his move quickly dodged to the left to avoid Ant, and hit the building that Ant was trying to avoid. The sprialling trail of the hovercars smoke reminded Ant to light his cigarette, which was just clasped unlit between his lips. Ant thought he was going insane...
Ant managed to navigate through the rest of the car maze, and ended up at the Overlords headquarters. Sony HQ.
He landed. Finding a space was easy, just land on top of any car already there. Sometimes you would find stacks of cars miles high, with the Jenga like approuch for the man with the bottom car, attempting to remove his car... There had been several "Jenga" accidents in the last few days.
Ant had left his car, climbed down the stack of cars, and entered the building. He proceeded past reception, and walked down the dark stairs. He took the second door on the left, walked around the fountain in the middle of the room to the third door, past the small wildlife display, through the small hall, under the glass bridge, and through the red double doors.
"Who are you?" Said the man inside.
"My names Ant. I'm a Blade Runner."
"Oh... you looking for the Command office. You should have taken the fourth door near the waterfall, this is the lower hall."
"Oh. Ta."
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It's too late now. Nintendo HQ is part of the storyline.
Sorry if I messed things up a bit.
Sorry if I messed things up a bit.
They arrived there and they all climbed in through the window which conveniently lead into the N chip mainframes room.
Dab_uk strided in, gabbed some wires and started hooking them up to his brain.
"I'm going in" he said.
"You can't just stride in out of nowhere and steal the main part!" said Ant.
"If you remember, I'm the only one who's been here from the start"
"This story IS based around the N - chip?"
Said Dan_uk.
They all nodded.
"Then seeing as the N-chip is my personal creation, I'll take over the rest of the N-chips stuff"
Everyone groaned!
"Cheer up, there'll be plenty of things to do in the real world"
Said Dan_uk
"Besides, I'm sure Grix will make plenty of more stories so you'll all get a main part someday!"
With that, he finished wiring himself up. He switched on the mainframe and fell unconsious as his mind went into the world of Nintendo Entertainment!
Everyone else waited for something to happen like Nintendo guards coming up.
Ant tapped his foot with a
**click**
Dab_uk strided in, gabbed some wires and started hooking them up to his brain.
"I'm going in" he said.
"You can't just stride in out of nowhere and steal the main part!" said Ant.
"If you remember, I'm the only one who's been here from the start"
"This story IS based around the N - chip?"
Said Dan_uk.
They all nodded.
"Then seeing as the N-chip is my personal creation, I'll take over the rest of the N-chips stuff"
Everyone groaned!
"Cheer up, there'll be plenty of things to do in the real world"
Said Dan_uk
"Besides, I'm sure Grix will make plenty of more stories so you'll all get a main part someday!"
With that, he finished wiring himself up. He switched on the mainframe and fell unconsious as his mind went into the world of Nintendo Entertainment!
Everyone else waited for something to happen like Nintendo guards coming up.
Ant tapped his foot with a
**click**
I was trying to get around that by suggesting that it was another technological force pretending to have released the chips to make Nintendo fail. The clue was, and still is, in those statues. Deer lawsuits by another name perhaps.
The best thing to do is have two windows open. Write your next part in the first window, and before you post it, check the topic in the second one, to make sure that you can post.
-Note to Dan_UK-
Nintendo were demolished in the early 2050's for producing the head chips. Can't remember if I wrote that, but I meant to.
-Note Ends-
Nintendo were demolished in the early 2050's for producing the head chips. Can't remember if I wrote that, but I meant to.
-Note Ends-
Do we have a rota Ant, or is it adhoc? Not everyone is online all the time and we might have to wait a while for someone to write the next bit. Might add to the suspense though.
As they got back to the Tardis, they were all wondering what to do next, when Dan_uk (that's me...) who had finally recovered from the effects of having the original N - chip removed was now thinking properly and had remembered what the Tardis was.
Now he was thinking properly he said "The mission is all about N chips going wrong, right?"
Everyone nodded.
"THEN WHY DID NO ONE HAVE THE SENSE TO GO TO NINTENDO HQ?!?!"
They all hung their heads.
Everyone knew that they'd deliberately not done that to make a more interesting storyline but now Dan_uk had not only made them look like idiots but now had the perfect excuse to take command.
There's always one person who has to go and ruin everything.
FM set the N HQ co ordinates with a
**click**
Now he was thinking properly he said "The mission is all about N chips going wrong, right?"
Everyone nodded.
"THEN WHY DID NO ONE HAVE THE SENSE TO GO TO NINTENDO HQ?!?!"
They all hung their heads.
Everyone knew that they'd deliberately not done that to make a more interesting storyline but now Dan_uk had not only made them look like idiots but now had the perfect excuse to take command.
There's always one person who has to go and ruin everything.
FM set the N HQ co ordinates with a
**click**
I think we should make a list for who's writing the next parts.
Who agrees??
It will expand our ideas, as well as fluctuating our ineditorial saxophonations.
Who agrees??
It will expand our ideas, as well as fluctuating our ineditorial saxophonations.
I'm writing next part...
Grix, why aren't you using MSN messenger anymore?
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