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Is there anything that you would give up sex for?
Is there anything that you think is better than sex?
Why is sex so highly rated as a past time? Sure it feels pretty good, but so does a lot of stuff. So how important is it to you?
> Look, just because a man can bring a woman to stomach-clenching,
> teeth-gritted orgasm that aurally resembles the climax of The
> Exorcist, doesn't mean we strut about afterwards and phone our mates.
No we involve them by the marvel of mobile phone technology: hands free set obligatory of course.
> And what is it about lesbians that is so utterly ace?
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Because it's two women.
Muuuuuuh
That sort of thing is best saved for when you next see 'em down the pub.
And what is it about lesbians that is so utterly ace?
*puts phone down*
> The sagacious one wrote:
> Sex is a universal urge, therefore everyone makes it into something
> phenomenal, when really its just a quick hour and a half a skillful
> lovemaking, countless orgasms for my partner and an ejaculation that
> rivals a volcano for ferocity.
> Lucky her
Lucky them...
>
> The Ogre does all my housework.
Lucky you
The sagacious one wrote:
> Sex is a universal urge, therefore everyone makes it into something
> phenomenal, when really its just a quick hour and a half a skillful
> lovemaking, countless orgasms for my partner and an ejaculation that
> rivals a volcano for ferocity.
Lucky her