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Well, now I've heard it all. US Navy using dolphins and sea lions to find mines. They had a picture in the paper today of one with a camera attached to it's fin, made me snort with laughter. Apparently they've been doing it for over 30 years now. Quite amazing really. We give them fish, they find mines - that's symbiosis for ya!

On the subject of cold things: how long should I be able to keep a turkey in the freezer?

If it smells like a fish, then yes. But if it smells like poo, its probably a tramp who was looking for a cold place to sleep.

So, is that fish in my fridge a fish too, then?

Scientific proof that dolphins are fish - because they smell like them. Same with that guy behind the fish counter at Tescos - he's a fish too.

monkey_man wrote:
> Then why do they smell like fish? Eh?

Beats me.

TIM-MAY!! wrote:
> Dolphins aren't fish; they're mammals.

Then why do they smell like fish? Eh?

AliBoy wrote:
> I knew there was something fishy about those dolphins.....

Dolphins aren't fish; they're mammals.

Er ... sorry.

I have the picture from the SImpsons of all the dolphins comming onto the land and taking over.

And for some reason turtles being used instead of tank shells.

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I can just imagine this bottle-nose knof**king a mine, getting blown to f*f**k and it's head landing in Saddam's lap!

You never new about the dolphins?

They were on Red Alert 2, that means they HAVE to exist in real life. Just like psycic beacons...

I knew the seals were trained to stab anybody who tried to swim over to the ships, they've got a knife on their snout or something..