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Previous videos by the ‘band’ featured many mistakes that were not seen at first but after the video had been aired to the general public, the whole world became aware of the mistakes that had been made.
In the video for ‘What I go to School for,’ they are featured running down the road while being chased by loads of schoolgirls and playing their guitars in time to the lyrics. All is not right though; on closer inspection many people could clearly see that none of the guitars were plugged in, the ‘band’ was very embarrassed with this fatal blunder in the filming and hoped that their reputation hadn’t been dented too much.
In the next video named, ‘Year 3000,’ the ‘band’ this time travelled forward in time to inspect the happenings in this futuristic land and they reported back to us many believable facts. Some of these facts were that everyone lived underwater, triple breasted women swim around totally naked and the fact that my great, great, great granddaughter is pretty fine. All of this seemed pretty believable but when you watch the video ‘evidence’ of their journey you can clearly see that they’re lying about these facts. The triple breasted women were NOT swimming around totally naked and although they claim that everyone lived under water, they were driving around in their time machine with the windows wide open.
This time though one of the major points has been addressed, the fact that there was clearly someone playing the drums when you listened to the songs, but none of the three of them were playing them.
Charlie reported to us, “Yeah, that was a rather large mistake. James was meant to be playing the drums for the first two videos but he forgot. Luckily I realised what was happening just before we started filming for this video and I managed to grab the drum kit and randomly hit stuff. I don’t need to be doing anything in time; we don’t bother when we play our guitars so there’s no big deal about being in time with the music when playing the drums. I’m just so embarrassed though, we really must have made fools out of ourselves when people saw us without the drums.”
This video is also groundbreaking for the ‘band,’ seeing as it may be the first video that doesn’t have anything in it that we can laugh at them about. It’s just them playing in a big room with loads of people around them, the people may be chained there so that they cannot move, but that’s not the point. There are no major blunders in the video so far and it may actually be a respectable video for them.
We have just received reports though that James may have been holding his guitar upside down though while ‘playing’ it. We’ll bring you more news on this as it arises.
'Busted are crap'
Too much there...
Going to bed
Good night
So I think in the end, putting both are theorys together we have come to the fact that Busted suck. Yes?
> Simon Says wrote:
> although I was rather disturbed to note the assumption that monkey
> man
> made, that their great great great grand daughter would be a small
> child.
>
> Nope, my theory was related to the age that great, great, great
> Granddaughter would be right now. In this moment of time.
oh, well, say the busted boys fathered their first child aged 10, ten years ago, and that child fathered a child age 10, so now their grandchild is born. Again, conception aged 10 in ten years, and another. Their great great great grand daughter won't be concieved for another twenty years.
:)
> although I was rather disturbed to note the assumption that monkey man
> made, that their great great great grand daughter would be a small
> child.
Nope, my theory was related to the age that great, great, great Granddaughter would be right now. In this moment of time.
> Well done Simon, you've made me laugh with that post!
well thankyou very much,
although I was rather disturbed to note the assumption that monkey man made, that their great great great grand daughter would be a small child.
Maybe it tells us more about him than about busted (just kidding).
In fact it's the kid who lives next door to busted who is aching to nail their great great great grand daughter. Also, if you're prepared to believe that they can travel in time, there's nothing to say that their great great great granddaughter also travelled in time to the year 3000.
Once again, pedancy taking all the fun out of an otherwise quite amusing thread ;)
> My Busted theory:
> In conclusion, Busted are big necrophiles.
There was some bloke in Germany who was shagging a woman who was supposed to be dead, but she turned out to be in a k-hole. her family got the rape charges removed.
And in teir new vid one of them plays the drums. Woo.
> By the year three thousand she would be knocking on seven hundred
> years old.
>
correction, six hundred years old, not that it makes a huge amount of difference
"I've been to the year 3000. Not much has changed but they live
under water and your great, great, great granddaughter is pretty
fine" - Busted
Imagine walking into a Cementary, digging up a random corpse and then saying "I think this box of bones is really sexy". This is ten times worse. This isn't your daughter, this isn't your granddaughter, no, this is your great, great, great granddaughter.
This is necrophilia at it's worse. The guys in the band are aged less than 20. If they fathered a child at 80 the year would be about 2060. If that child fathered a child aged 80 busted's grandchild would be born in the year 2140. If that child fathered a child aged 80 busted's great grandchild would be born 2220. The great, great granchild born 2300, and busted's great great great grand daughter would be born 2380.
By the year three thousand she would be knocking on seven hundred years old.
And whats the words necrophiles say when the the groundkeeper catchs them digging up their date?
"Busted"
In conclusion, Busted are big necrophiles.
"I've been to the year 3000. Not much has changed but they live under water and your great, great, great granddaughter is pretty fine" - Busted
Imagine walking into a Hospital, picking a random Woman who has just had a baby and then saying "I think your newborn child is really sexy". This is ten times worse. This isn't your daughter, this isn't your granddaughter, no, this is your great, great, great granddaughter.
This is paedophilia at it's worse. This is young boys fancying something that doesn't exist. They aren't 13, they aren't 10, they aren't 8, they aren't 2, they aren't 0, they are below that. -20 maybe.
And whats the words peadophiles say when they grab their victim?
"Busted"
In conclusion, Busted are big paedophiles.