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basically I wanna hear your drunkem stories.
Just got back from th pub after wwatching the Scotland game (best result eva!!!!111oneoneo hehe) Don't think I've ever been so drunk.
Why is it when I;m drunk I decide to text absolute munters? Bleg. Hope everyone is having a good un.
Oh yeah, what did you do this weekends/
Just got back from th pub after wwatching the Scotland game (best result eva!!!!111oneoneo hehe) Don't think I've ever been so drunk.
Why is it when I;m drunk I decide to text absolute munters? Bleg. Hope everyone is having a good un.
Oh yeah, what did you do this weekends/
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A few of mine:
Wondering why a taxi door wouldn't shut and being reminded that my left leg was hanging out the door
Trying to nick the back lights off a moving freight train (probably the stupidest thing I've done)
Trying to open a wardrobe door with my room key after mistaking it for my room door
Getting up on the bar to dance and not realising that there was a huge fan inches from my head
Forgetting where my room was in Hotel New York at Eurodisney, wandering into Disney Village and line dancing with some German Tourists in Billy Bobs Country And Western Saloon Bar at 2am in the morning
Dancing with a fruit machine to the amusement of a packed pub
Trying to hit a sign with my hand that was attached to a street lamp about 10 feet off the ground, missing and "superman dived" flat on my face
Deciding that it wasn't worth opening a gate, tried to vault it and clipping the top of it with my foot then somersaulting down the field
More to come......
Wondering why a taxi door wouldn't shut and being reminded that my left leg was hanging out the door
Trying to nick the back lights off a moving freight train (probably the stupidest thing I've done)
Trying to open a wardrobe door with my room key after mistaking it for my room door
Getting up on the bar to dance and not realising that there was a huge fan inches from my head
Forgetting where my room was in Hotel New York at Eurodisney, wandering into Disney Village and line dancing with some German Tourists in Billy Bobs Country And Western Saloon Bar at 2am in the morning
Dancing with a fruit machine to the amusement of a packed pub
Trying to hit a sign with my hand that was attached to a street lamp about 10 feet off the ground, missing and "superman dived" flat on my face
Deciding that it wasn't worth opening a gate, tried to vault it and clipping the top of it with my foot then somersaulting down the field
More to come......
That many, huh?
I've another, but I'll save it for later!
I've another, but I'll save it for later!
When I get an hour or two I'll make a post :P
Coming up to a year ago now when I went to Ibiza with my dad. My mate had a soco & coke, so I thought I'd try one. Didn't like it too much but drank through it anyway. Headed back to the hotel where we had several pitchers of sangria through the night - including downing contests (I won them both, have the vids to prove it!). By then I was out of it, doing the Cha Cha Slide alone in a busy room with an empty dancefloor etc.
Came back to the table and was bought a few more southern comforts and cokes, told my dad's girlfriend to be wary of my cheating father before going back up to bed.
Made it easily up 6 flights of steps to my hotel room, where I proceeded to spend the next 2 hours over the toilet. Nice... I then thought it would be a good idea to have a shower to lean myself off and try and make me feel better.
2 hours later, I awoke thinking that I had died. I felt like death warmed up, but felt comfortable though, everywhere around me was bright and white and I felt water cascading over my head. I'd only gone and fell asleep in the shower.#
The morning after was the worst. Hangover from hell and had to spend the day walking around a hippymarket (no relation to my name at all...) and eat a fry up. I fell asleep on the beach when I had the opportunity (no sunburn, I was covered from head to toe - but I did awake to have the imprint of my bag across my face.
I swore off alcohol for the rest of the holiday and have never been that drunk since. Been close to it though! :D
And that's my story.
Came back to the table and was bought a few more southern comforts and cokes, told my dad's girlfriend to be wary of my cheating father before going back up to bed.
Made it easily up 6 flights of steps to my hotel room, where I proceeded to spend the next 2 hours over the toilet. Nice... I then thought it would be a good idea to have a shower to lean myself off and try and make me feel better.
2 hours later, I awoke thinking that I had died. I felt like death warmed up, but felt comfortable though, everywhere around me was bright and white and I felt water cascading over my head. I'd only gone and fell asleep in the shower.#
The morning after was the worst. Hangover from hell and had to spend the day walking around a hippymarket (no relation to my name at all...) and eat a fry up. I fell asleep on the beach when I had the opportunity (no sunburn, I was covered from head to toe - but I did awake to have the imprint of my bag across my face.
I swore off alcohol for the rest of the holiday and have never been that drunk since. Been close to it though! :D
And that's my story.
Der Nazi wrote:
> I also remember getting rather friendly with a wall once, but I,
> er, hadn't just been drinking.
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> I also remember getting rather friendly with a wall once, but I,
> er, hadn't just been drinking.
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I was once camping with some friends and spent a week getting very drunk, I reckon the highlight of that was drinking copious amounts of wine and deciding to goose-step around... and rather unwittingly, past some Germans!
I also remember getting rather friendly with a wall once, but I, er, hadn't just been drinking. Can't remember much else from that night...
I also remember getting rather friendly with a wall once, but I, er, hadn't just been drinking. Can't remember much else from that night...
Only two things come to mind and they're both rubbish.
While staying in a hotel i called a friend in a neighbouring room at 3am, put on a terrible accent and told them that the hotel was on fire and they'd have to evacuate. They didn't fall for it and were less than impressed :(
I also remember cooking dinner, having had too much wine, cutting the rinds off bacon with a fec**ng huge carving knife while i leaned in close because i couldn't actually see what i was doing. Then collapsing in a fit of giggles when someone asked if i'd been drinking. And again when they asked what i was laughing for and i said i couldn't remember.
Oh and just general falling over when i'd forgotten that furniture and in particular the bed had been moved around and wasn't where i had left it.
While staying in a hotel i called a friend in a neighbouring room at 3am, put on a terrible accent and told them that the hotel was on fire and they'd have to evacuate. They didn't fall for it and were less than impressed :(
I also remember cooking dinner, having had too much wine, cutting the rinds off bacon with a fec**ng huge carving knife while i leaned in close because i couldn't actually see what i was doing. Then collapsing in a fit of giggles when someone asked if i'd been drinking. And again when they asked what i was laughing for and i said i couldn't remember.
Oh and just general falling over when i'd forgotten that furniture and in particular the bed had been moved around and wasn't where i had left it.
basically I wanna hear your drunkem stories.
Just got back from th pub after wwatching the Scotland game (best result eva!!!!111oneoneo hehe) Don't think I've ever been so drunk.
Why is it when I;m drunk I decide to text absolute munters? Bleg. Hope everyone is having a good un.
Oh yeah, what did you do this weekends/
Just got back from th pub after wwatching the Scotland game (best result eva!!!!111oneoneo hehe) Don't think I've ever been so drunk.
Why is it when I;m drunk I decide to text absolute munters? Bleg. Hope everyone is having a good un.
Oh yeah, what did you do this weekends/
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