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basically I wanna hear your drunkem stories.
Just got back from th pub after wwatching the Scotland game (best result eva!!!!111oneoneo hehe) Don't think I've ever been so drunk.
Why is it when I;m drunk I decide to text absolute munters? Bleg. Hope everyone is having a good un.
Oh yeah, what did you do this weekends/
Just got back from th pub after wwatching the Scotland game (best result eva!!!!111oneoneo hehe) Don't think I've ever been so drunk.
Why is it when I;m drunk I decide to text absolute munters? Bleg. Hope everyone is having a good un.
Oh yeah, what did you do this weekends/
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Bob_The_Moose wrote:
> Have you posted something about that before, Hippyman?
>
> I'm sure I've read it before.
Yep, I have. Back in the old pre-closed freeola forums. Glad somebody remembers it!
My other drunk memory was at a mates 18th party and getting wasted on 4 pints of Blackthorn. Ok, not a lot, but for me - drinking was quite a new thing (never got drunk until I was 17). Anyway, started snogging this scary looking girl from school - infront of nearly everybody I knew at my sixth form. Unfortunately, on the weekend, I went down with the flu and couldn't return for a week. Everybody thought I was skyving because of that. Embarrassing return to school - haven't spoken to her since (luckily), but quite close mates with her best friend...
> Have you posted something about that before, Hippyman?
>
> I'm sure I've read it before.
Yep, I have. Back in the old pre-closed freeola forums. Glad somebody remembers it!
My other drunk memory was at a mates 18th party and getting wasted on 4 pints of Blackthorn. Ok, not a lot, but for me - drinking was quite a new thing (never got drunk until I was 17). Anyway, started snogging this scary looking girl from school - infront of nearly everybody I knew at my sixth form. Unfortunately, on the weekend, I went down with the flu and couldn't return for a week. Everybody thought I was skyving because of that. Embarrassing return to school - haven't spoken to her since (luckily), but quite close mates with her best friend...
Waking up in my mates spare room underneath the desk. Ive got no idea how I managed to get from the bed to under the desk. It actually scared me a bit because I had no idea where I was when I first woke up. Id also knocked an entire pint of wate onto my clothes.
Stealing people wine at "The Annual Pharmacy and Chemistry Ball" and blacking out. I was soooo drunk that I dont even remember walking out of the hotel or anything about the taxi ride home. That doesnt sound too bad, but Id already arranged with my mum for her to give me a lift home so she was outside the hotel waiting for me while I was passed out in bed.
The best one has to be from a few years ago when I got too drunk at a party and one of my mates who wasnt drinking gave me a lift home. He went to get my shoes out of the hall and just handed them to me because there was no way I was in a fit state to put them on. A few hours later, when I was passed out in bed again, my phone started ringing. My mum eventually got fed up of this repeated ringing so had to come and get my phone out of my pocket and answer it. Soem drunk lad known as "Lefty" then started shouting down the phone at her "Have you got my shoes? Have you got my shoes?" It turned out that my mate had picked up the wrong shoes. They looked pretty much the same as each other only mine are size 12 and Leftys are 8. This poor lad had to walk home in shoes that were 4 sizes too big for him. I didnt even kow about any of this until the next day when I woke up.
Stealing people wine at "The Annual Pharmacy and Chemistry Ball" and blacking out. I was soooo drunk that I dont even remember walking out of the hotel or anything about the taxi ride home. That doesnt sound too bad, but Id already arranged with my mum for her to give me a lift home so she was outside the hotel waiting for me while I was passed out in bed.
The best one has to be from a few years ago when I got too drunk at a party and one of my mates who wasnt drinking gave me a lift home. He went to get my shoes out of the hall and just handed them to me because there was no way I was in a fit state to put them on. A few hours later, when I was passed out in bed again, my phone started ringing. My mum eventually got fed up of this repeated ringing so had to come and get my phone out of my pocket and answer it. Soem drunk lad known as "Lefty" then started shouting down the phone at her "Have you got my shoes? Have you got my shoes?" It turned out that my mate had picked up the wrong shoes. They looked pretty much the same as each other only mine are size 12 and Leftys are 8. This poor lad had to walk home in shoes that were 4 sizes too big for him. I didnt even kow about any of this until the next day when I woke up.
Smedlos wrote:
> Was that on Maid Marion Way by any chance?
Yup...
> Also in Nottingham there's that pub (Pitcher and Pendulem I
> think) just off Market Square where the toilet doors are
> disguised as bookcases set in a row of bookcases and yes, you've
> guessed it I've slammed straight into the real ones a number of
> times!
Ah, the Pit and Pendulum is class. Greatest Theme pub ever...
> Was that on Maid Marion Way by any chance?
Yup...
> Also in Nottingham there's that pub (Pitcher and Pendulem I
> think) just off Market Square where the toilet doors are
> disguised as bookcases set in a row of bookcases and yes, you've
> guessed it I've slammed straight into the real ones a number of
> times!
Ah, the Pit and Pendulum is class. Greatest Theme pub ever...
CM Gone wrote:
> Once in Nottingham town centre walking down the main road
> towards Ocean Nightclub, we saw some bin-bags and started
> throwing them around for no reason, one hit a sign on a building
> and knocked down a huge letter 'D'. At that point a cop car
> pulled up and gave 4 of my mates a tciking off and made them
> clear up the now burst bin bags whilst I stood with the huge 'D'
> behind my back hoping they wouldn't notice it...they didn't,
> thankfully.
Was that on Maid Marion Way by any chance? Down that way we go into the Trip To Jerusalem and I always end up headbutting the ceiling :D
Also in Nottingham there's that pub (Pitcher and Pendulem I think) just off Market Square where the toilet doors are disguised as bookcases set in a row of bookcases and yes, you've guessed it I've slammed straight into the real ones a number of times!
> Once in Nottingham town centre walking down the main road
> towards Ocean Nightclub, we saw some bin-bags and started
> throwing them around for no reason, one hit a sign on a building
> and knocked down a huge letter 'D'. At that point a cop car
> pulled up and gave 4 of my mates a tciking off and made them
> clear up the now burst bin bags whilst I stood with the huge 'D'
> behind my back hoping they wouldn't notice it...they didn't,
> thankfully.
Was that on Maid Marion Way by any chance? Down that way we go into the Trip To Jerusalem and I always end up headbutting the ceiling :D
Also in Nottingham there's that pub (Pitcher and Pendulem I think) just off Market Square where the toilet doors are disguised as bookcases set in a row of bookcases and yes, you've guessed it I've slammed straight into the real ones a number of times!
Hmm...
Got very drunk in Newcastle once, convinced that I could get a local bus back to Nottingham and having to be stopped by my mates and dragged back to the hotel.
Once in Nottingham town centre walking down the main road towards Ocean Nightclub, we saw some bin-bags and started throwing them around for no reason, one hit a sign on a building and knocked down a huge letter 'D'. At that point a cop car pulled up and gave 4 of my mates a tciking off and made them clear up the now burst bin bags whilst I stood with the huge 'D' behind my back hoping they wouldn't notice it...they didn't, thankfully.
I'm sure there's more, but having a mental blank
Got very drunk in Newcastle once, convinced that I could get a local bus back to Nottingham and having to be stopped by my mates and dragged back to the hotel.
Once in Nottingham town centre walking down the main road towards Ocean Nightclub, we saw some bin-bags and started throwing them around for no reason, one hit a sign on a building and knocked down a huge letter 'D'. At that point a cop car pulled up and gave 4 of my mates a tciking off and made them clear up the now burst bin bags whilst I stood with the huge 'D' behind my back hoping they wouldn't notice it...they didn't, thankfully.
I'm sure there's more, but having a mental blank
Jeez, where do I start ...
When I was about 22 my mum found me crashed out on the kitchen floor, my head out the dog flap, fast asleep ... to this day I've no idea why ... must have felt it was comfy at the time though ...
Went skinny dipping in the sea on fistral beach, Newquay, about 1am in the morning, few years ago, with a load of mates ... nothing gay about that is there? :S Bagger me that was cold ...
Went to benidorm for a stag do last year (or was it year before?), stumbled into our 13th floor apartment at 6am, found it 'too hot' to sleep as it wasn't air conditioned, so decided to sleep on the asphalt roof :S :S I scare the hell out of myself sometimes ...
Karaoke ... saying no more ...
I've fallen asleep/passed out on a mates couch to find myself gaffer taped to another mate ... they did quite a good job too I have to say ... strong stuff that ...
Got myself arrested for telling a copper to leave my mate alone - he had fake ID on him (this was a few years ago now) ... I don't think I put it that nicely though ... spent a night in the cells ... that's a horrible feeling when you wake ... Spent the next morning apologising to the police I'd been abusing ... they were surprisingly cool about it ...
Not many positive stories here is there? You'd think I'd give it up ...
When I was about 22 my mum found me crashed out on the kitchen floor, my head out the dog flap, fast asleep ... to this day I've no idea why ... must have felt it was comfy at the time though ...
Went skinny dipping in the sea on fistral beach, Newquay, about 1am in the morning, few years ago, with a load of mates ... nothing gay about that is there? :S Bagger me that was cold ...
Went to benidorm for a stag do last year (or was it year before?), stumbled into our 13th floor apartment at 6am, found it 'too hot' to sleep as it wasn't air conditioned, so decided to sleep on the asphalt roof :S :S I scare the hell out of myself sometimes ...
Karaoke ... saying no more ...
I've fallen asleep/passed out on a mates couch to find myself gaffer taped to another mate ... they did quite a good job too I have to say ... strong stuff that ...
Got myself arrested for telling a copper to leave my mate alone - he had fake ID on him (this was a few years ago now) ... I don't think I put it that nicely though ... spent a night in the cells ... that's a horrible feeling when you wake ... Spent the next morning apologising to the police I'd been abusing ... they were surprisingly cool about it ...
Not many positive stories here is there? You'd think I'd give it up ...
A few more:
Accidentally ringing a mates house and asking his mum (who I thought was the radio controller) for a taxi
Me and 3 mates trying to pick up a mini and move it round the corner. All we succeded in doing was straining our backs
Barricading off a road with roadworks bollards etc
Going to sleep in a mates dads vegetable patch. Luckily his parents were on holiday at the time
Falling in a stream after going to have a pee in it
Accidentally ringing a mates house and asking his mum (who I thought was the radio controller) for a taxi
Me and 3 mates trying to pick up a mini and move it round the corner. All we succeded in doing was straining our backs
Barricading off a road with roadworks bollards etc
Going to sleep in a mates dads vegetable patch. Luckily his parents were on holiday at the time
Falling in a stream after going to have a pee in it
Only two things stand out from Drinking.
One was in Majorca with a mate and his family. We went on ahead to see what entertainment the bars had to offer, ended up drinking far too much due to the barman giving us double of everything (due in part to happy hour and to us not being able to make him understand). We stumbled back to the on campus entertainment and somehow managed to get into a competition where we did the Timewarp in grass skirts, just as his parents and grandmother came past...
Other time was less entertaining. Drank far too much due to certain issues at Uni (back when I was in a very dark mood) and ended up stuck in an armchair not being able to move or breath. Thought I was going to die and couldn't even shout out to anyone.
One was in Majorca with a mate and his family. We went on ahead to see what entertainment the bars had to offer, ended up drinking far too much due to the barman giving us double of everything (due in part to happy hour and to us not being able to make him understand). We stumbled back to the on campus entertainment and somehow managed to get into a competition where we did the Timewarp in grass skirts, just as his parents and grandmother came past...
Other time was less entertaining. Drank far too much due to certain issues at Uni (back when I was in a very dark mood) and ended up stuck in an armchair not being able to move or breath. Thought I was going to die and couldn't even shout out to anyone.
Have you posted something about that before, Hippyman?
I'm sure I've read it before.
I'm sure I've read it before.
Balls. I can't even remember writing this. Had one major hangover on sunday. Spent most of the day in bed watching ABC1 with the occasional visit to the toilet.
Somehow I managed to spend over £100 quid and that was at £1.50 a pint. The pubs landlord person decided that in celebration of Scotland beating France he would lower the price on all drinks, thus causing drunkeness of very high levels. God knows how I managed to get home, found myself lying in an empty bath at 7am on Sunday.
Been told that I was stupid enough to have 3 absinthes and then I asked some fat bird out before running away when she got her coat. I was then "escorted" out of the pub after tripping on air and landing on some table. Got some hefty bruising on my ribs as well.
Don't know if I want to go out again next week (or ever) Got some damage control to do with the missus. Apparently it doesnt go down to well when you phone to tell her you can't meet her 2 hours after the supposed time - meh.
Still twas a good result for Scotland. just too bad it turned out not so good for me heh.
Somehow I managed to spend over £100 quid and that was at £1.50 a pint. The pubs landlord person decided that in celebration of Scotland beating France he would lower the price on all drinks, thus causing drunkeness of very high levels. God knows how I managed to get home, found myself lying in an empty bath at 7am on Sunday.
Been told that I was stupid enough to have 3 absinthes and then I asked some fat bird out before running away when she got her coat. I was then "escorted" out of the pub after tripping on air and landing on some table. Got some hefty bruising on my ribs as well.
Don't know if I want to go out again next week (or ever) Got some damage control to do with the missus. Apparently it doesnt go down to well when you phone to tell her you can't meet her 2 hours after the supposed time - meh.
Still twas a good result for Scotland. just too bad it turned out not so good for me heh.
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