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"A verbal assault on IB...."

...does not reside here, It seems doubtful that I would win, but it would have been fun to try, oh well.....

Maybe another time I shall attack him, for one reason or another, just to see some of his outrageous rantings as he frantically tries to win the argument, or I could just make some kind of verbal attack for no reason at all, I don't know, it was just an idea I had floating around in my head.

Bart: "I'd sell my soul for ... a Formula One racing car!"

*Devil appears sat on a Duff sponsored F1 car*

Devil: "That can be arranged!"

Bart: "Nah. Changed my mind. Sorry."

*devil looks disgruntled. disappears*

Marge: "Bart! Don't tease the devil like that!"

Yeah, a great film. For all the wrong reasons.

Class film.

Wishmaster 2 has the best line ever.

Wishmaster"You can have anything you want, if you wish it"
Prisoner: "What'll it cost me?"
Wishmaster: "Just your soul."
*blank look from prisoner*
Wishmaster: "...and a packet of cigarettes."

A bit like something out of the Wishmaster ("be careful what what you wish for!") when that bloke says, "I wish my lawyer would go **** himself."

And then the lawyer does do exactly that! Very funny, watching him wail in confusion and despair as his own willy attaches itself to his bumhole...

:P

Grandma§te® FleX wrote:
> LFMAO

Laughing, F*****g my a55 off?

Best. Post. Ever.

David Hasselhoff.


Ho ho ho. Even the name makes me laugh after that Amazon fiasco.

Insane Bartender wrote:
> Goatboy wrote:
> "My dad can beat up yours"
> "Can't"
> "Can too"
> "I know you are, but what am I?"
>
> etc etc
>
> My Dad would waaaay beat up yours man. He drove tanks, and toured in
> Ireland fighting terrorists and he was a boxer and a goalkeeper and he
> knows Superman.

My dad is Gary Coleman from Different Strokes and he knows David Hasslehoff. He now works on the set of Baywatch, as a bearded clam trimmer.

Goatboy wrote:
> "My dad can beat up yours"
> "Can't"
> "Can too"
> "I know you are, but what am I?"
>
> etc etc

My Dad would waaaay beat up yours man. He drove tanks, and toured in Ireland fighting terrorists and he was a boxer and a goalkeeper and he knows Superman.

Only foolish Americans say "can too".

If anyone said that to me, I'd punch them.

"My dad can beat up yours"
"Can't"
"Can too"
"I know you are, but what am I?"

etc etc