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"I'm afraid I must boast"

It has been a number of months... summer holidays probably since I had any relationship with someone. This dry spell has almost certainly been my fault as I've become a miserable, reclusive little git basically.

Anyway in the last week I've had friends of people come up to me and say so and so likes me... how very schoolyard relationship but yes I am the best. Not only have I heard two people at school, apparently a further three at work have been discussing my sexy studness and now I feel the best.

I also must boast that I went clothes shopping... I had finished in about half hour. Got jeans for first time since errrm ever, a belt, a hat, a t-shirt, a CD and a pair of shoes for work (only £10)

Yep today is a fine day and I shall finish by going to the pub with mates and one of the people I mentioned above and then I shall go see Jackass... or maybe not, might be tomorrow night at someone's house.

Yep... things are looking up

Hurrah

Now I'm going for single fish

Goatboy wrote:
> Wanna see my nunchuks?
*****

Hur hur hur...

Sorry.

die by the pig fat

"live by the sword....."

SHEEPY wrote:
> We've strayed away from the fact that I am brilliant

Blimey, however did that happen?
Please forgive us all, oh he with much sheepiness.

We've strayed away from the fact that I am brilliant

Gangsta Hamsta wrote:
> Funnily enough, just the enough night, she said to me..........


*other, obviously. Not sure where 'enough' came from.

Although she did say that too.

The sagacious one wrote:
> I'd rather be a sex-Godzilla, making a big mess that I don't have to
> clean up


Funnily enough, just the enough night, she said to me..........

Sex Ninja

Admired by other males for the ability to strike without hesitation.
Feared and admired by the ladies for the same reason
Legends writ on papyrus, turned into myth through the tales told through the ages of the black pajama clad infiltrator.

Whispered stories of legendary missions undertaken without thanks or any reporting, save for only the twitch of the curtain when he departs.
A bit like the Milk Tray man, but not gay.

Goatboy wrote:

> Like some kind of sex-ninja.

What in quickly, get the job done and out as quickly as you came, in, no one knows you were there? I'd rather be a sex-Godzilla, making a big mess that I don't have to clean up, then stomping off to monster island to brag to the lads about doing it against a skyscraper whilst everyone watched, but mostly ran. Screaming.

Actually...

Wanna see my nunchuks?