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Have I ever mentioned this site before? It's one that me and Snuggly set up as a spoof gaming site about a year ago. We worked on it for about a week before getting fed up, but I was looking at it again this morning and I think it was actually pretty funny. It was never fully finished, and the PHP method I used to include the files was way too complicated, but it looks cool and the stories are good, if a bit unbelievable. Check it out, you won't regret it.
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Necrophilliac claims Elvis lives, jailed for two years.
"Public opinion has also apparently cemented beliefs that gaming is at least a little fruity. Polls held in the specialist press reveal that 18% of people think the PS2 is a bummer, while an astonishing 56% think that the Xbox takes it up both ports."
Absol-bloody-utely genius.
Absol-bloody-utely genius.
Dung Beetle Derby to be released on multi-format, with special rollerball in development. Developer stated as saying "basically it's Marble Madness but with rolled up excrement..."
Catch 22 game launched with the premise: you must complete the game first before we send you the CD-Rom.
Thumb wrestling champion, Dave "the digit" Diamond to sue Nintendo for RSI.
Domonik Diamond to make comeback on new BBC 3 show: Johnny Vaughn's gametalk chat show.
New world record for Snake set by some nerd without any friends or social life, sense of self worth or any ability to interact with the world around him. His phone is nicked the next day and his suicide note simply reads "876".
Catch 22 game launched with the premise: you must complete the game first before we send you the CD-Rom.
Thumb wrestling champion, Dave "the digit" Diamond to sue Nintendo for RSI.
Domonik Diamond to make comeback on new BBC 3 show: Johnny Vaughn's gametalk chat show.
New world record for Snake set by some nerd without any friends or social life, sense of self worth or any ability to interact with the world around him. His phone is nicked the next day and his suicide note simply reads "876".
Remake of Fight Club using PCP Fuelled Gorillas "a mistake" admits Fincher
Iraq to sponsor 3DO's Army man: Middle East games.
Lab rat to become basis for new control peripheral, "better than the mouse" claim boffins.
Under Siege 3, set on a number 13 London bus, is to be completely voice controlled with Segal approved "mumbleware".
Seedy laptop club shut down after geek dies of thrombosis.
Monkeyman, can I play too?
Lab rat to become basis for new control peripheral, "better than the mouse" claim boffins.
Under Siege 3, set on a number 13 London bus, is to be completely voice controlled with Segal approved "mumbleware".
Seedy laptop club shut down after geek dies of thrombosis.
Monkeyman, can I play too?
monkey_man wrote:
> Yeah, why not. Give me a few weeks and I'll make it so you can write
> online and stuff.
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Deal.
"Fat German kid discovers he is 'elite' at Counterstrike"
"PC devours East Anglia. Police say 'unstoppable'"
> Yeah, why not. Give me a few weeks and I'll make it so you can write
> online and stuff.
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Deal.
"Fat German kid discovers he is 'elite' at Counterstrike"
"PC devours East Anglia. Police say 'unstoppable'"
Ok, cool.
Yeah, why not. Give me a few weeks and I'll make it so you can write online and stuff.
It's all Morris. It's all good.
Do it.
I'll write more.
"Man sues Microsoft for not destroying his life"
"Child trapped in cell-shaded alternate universe"
"Large-faced kitten used as joypad substitute"
I'll write more.
"Man sues Microsoft for not destroying his life"
"Child trapped in cell-shaded alternate universe"
"Large-faced kitten used as joypad substitute"
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