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"contridiction"

I'm a walking contridiction.

When I like something I want to share it with everyone. If I find a new band for example, that I think is fantastic, I want all my friends to like it and appreciate it with me.

But if the thing which I like should become (heaven forbid) popular, I feel jealous, I feel like I discovered that first, what buisness have other people liking it. Then I tend to go off the thing to some extent.

Whats going on there?

Butter is much better for than Marg.

Marg is full ofnasty chemicals and stuff
Butter is vaguely natural

That overides the fact that Butter contains Animal fats.

After what I have been taught about Marg, I will be eating butter from now on.

True Story

You freak! heh heh! I might try it though, if I have a few minutes spare at some point.

It can take you ten mins tops, dude.

I taste out of this world.

Ok, denounce me for being a freak, then.

Butter's baaaad mmkay?

Insane Bartender wrote:
>marg and maramite.

Butter and Marmite

I can't say that I'll ever try it. Not because I think it will taste funny, but because, to me, toast is a quick snack, and a quick snack that takes the better part of a quarter of an hour to prepare is nothing short of pointless.

If you want to have gourmet toast, be my guest. Personally, I'd rather stick bread in the toaster, toast it for three minutes, and then layer it with marg and maramite.

That sounds like a strange way of making toast...do you grill your eggs as well?

You've got to try it dude.

As a wise man once said to me, "Don't knock it until you've tried it."

Sounds like bloody Delia Smith, or whatever her name is.

Now, this is how to make toast. Firstly, don't use a toaster...


SO THAT'S WHERE I'VE BEEN GOING WRONG ALL THESE YEARS!??!

Ok, basically, you spread margarine on the toast BEFORE grilling it a golden brown on one side. Then you turn it over and toast it normally on the other side (using your grill).

don't do it in your toaster or it might explode.