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Just for morbid fun, nothing else.
The scene is this:
You are in front of your computer emailing a mate. The 3 minute warning goes off and you have 3 minutes - 180 seconds - to write your message.
Time yourself, and dont cheat because otherwise it's pointless.
Strictly limit yourself to 3 minutes exactly, when that 3 minutes is up, stop writing even if it's mid sentence.
You were writing to your mate to express your fears at the escalating conflict around the world.
3 minutes exactly.
Go
The scene is this:
You are in front of your computer emailing a mate. The 3 minute warning goes off and you have 3 minutes - 180 seconds - to write your message.
Time yourself, and dont cheat because otherwise it's pointless.
Strictly limit yourself to 3 minutes exactly, when that 3 minutes is up, stop writing even if it's mid sentence.
You were writing to your mate to express your fears at the escalating conflict around the world.
3 minutes exactly.
Go
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Ah well its not like I got so attached to life anyway.
Goodbye.
P.S. if you survive you may find the insect spray burried in the backyard useful for fighting off the giant cockroaches. But with the rats, well your on your own. And as for the flesh eating zombies make sure you remove their heads of burn them once you down them or they turn into crimson heads which are deadly. Also watch out for hunters and their leap attack and by the way Wesker is a traitor! The S.T.A.R.S are finished! Barry, do somethi
Goodbye.
P.S. if you survive you may find the insect spray burried in the backyard useful for fighting off the giant cockroaches. But with the rats, well your on your own. And as for the flesh eating zombies make sure you remove their heads of burn them once you down them or they turn into crimson heads which are deadly. Also watch out for hunters and their leap attack and by the way Wesker is a traitor! The S.T.A.R.S are finished! Barry, do somethi
Hang on a minute. He said escalating fears, not immediate terror at prospect of death.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Editted for language ...
"Alex,
Just heard the 3 minute warning - . Time to begin regretting all the things I haven't done, like telling Jane how I feel about her after all this time - I'm sure Nicky would understand ... then again, maybe not.
You're a good bloke and I hope to see you again.
Beginning to wonder if I should've stuck to going to church every week and not deciding that God didn't exist just because I'm disabled and resent it so much. Still, gotta blame someone - why not God rather than my parents.
Can't think of anything else to say other than it's been a bit cr*p so far and
"Alex,
Just heard the 3 minute warning - . Time to begin regretting all the things I haven't done, like telling Jane how I feel about her after all this time - I'm sure Nicky would understand ... then again, maybe not.
You're a good bloke and I hope to see you again.
Beginning to wonder if I should've stuck to going to church every week and not deciding that God didn't exist just because I'm disabled and resent it so much. Still, gotta blame someone - why not God rather than my parents.
Can't think of anything else to say other than it's been a bit cr*p so far and
*sent to everyone as the largest piece of spam mail ever*
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH.
*further 2 minutes 50 seconds spent waiting for replies*
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH.
*further 2 minutes 50 seconds spent waiting for replies*
Ah
S'been fun mate. First to the bar in Hell gets the beers in.
S'been fun mate. First to the bar in Hell gets the beers in.
Dear whoever,
I've finally finsihed my coursework, now I can concentrate on my revision and get good grades.
What that?
End of the world you say?
Well, well.
I've finally finsihed my coursework, now I can concentrate on my revision and get good grades.
What that?
End of the world you say?
Well, well.
Dear Friends,
There are monkeys on your face,
There are monkeys on your face,
And the monkeys on your face have diseases.
Thank you.
There are monkeys on your face,
There are monkeys on your face,
And the monkeys on your face have diseases.
Thank you.
Unbeliever wrote:
> And they DO exist. You know what type I'm talking about - big black
> ones, the size of cats, with razor sharp yellow teeth and red eyes
> dripping with malice.
And don't forget Veils disease. Did you also know that male Rats regularly rape each other to infect their rivals with a virus that makes them sterile.
Dirty dirty dirty Rats. Sodom!
> And they DO exist. You know what type I'm talking about - big black
> ones, the size of cats, with razor sharp yellow teeth and red eyes
> dripping with malice.
And don't forget Veils disease. Did you also know that male Rats regularly rape each other to infect their rivals with a virus that makes them sterile.
Dirty dirty dirty Rats. Sodom!
So theres a 3 minute warning before you die? what is it, saddam on a megaphone?
This is it then. I don't want to die, but it really looks as though I don't have a choice in the matter. I am going to face my greatest fear, and I won't survive. I hope that in some place I can be with Carl for ever, but my heart says it isn't going to be that way.
remember me always, I need for someone to remember me or what was the point of ever living? You were a great friend to me.
If Carl survives this I would be grateful if you would tell him that I love him, and he must get on with his life without me, I wouldn't want to stop him from meeting some one new
Ros
remember me always, I need for someone to remember me or what was the point of ever living? You were a great friend to me.
If Carl survives this I would be grateful if you would tell him that I love him, and he must get on with his life without me, I wouldn't want to stop him from meeting some one new
Ros
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