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"!!!Americans Are Thick!!!"

Americans are all thick! Really! Once I went on a vacation to the US and this American made a very small mistake about Europeans and I laughed in his face because he was wrong. This means ALL Americans must be stupid!

Americans all have bad grammar! I was watching the news and this guy from Alabama was talking like this “I tink me saw a humangus UFO”. I can’t believe Americans talk like that. Can’t they be more like the English. I bet American schools pass students even if they do nothing because Americans just are not smart. This means ALL Americans must have bad grammar!

George Bush is a stupid President! He does everything wrong! I make fun of him because he is stupid. Very stupid. ALL Americans think George Bush is awesome though!

While I was on vacation in the US I saw a couple of overweight people on the beach. I giggled under my breath but I didn’t tell him what I thought in their faces. ALL Americans want to become slimmer. They are ALL so fat. None of the people in my neighborhood are that obese so no one in my country must be obese. I think ALL Americans should go on a diet to look better.

I once saw this American on a television show and he kept on saying obnoxious things like “gnarly” and “totally killer dude”. ALL Americans talk funny!

American names are dumb. ALL Americans have names like Bill and Jimmy. Who would give their son such a dumb name, can’t they get a UK name to look cool. This is really bothering me. They should fix this as soon as possible because I hate it. ALL Americans have dumb names.

Americans are crazy. I saw this show that some American people made and all they do is fall off stuff and break their bones and streak in parks and stuff. Americans do some crazy things. I told this American I saw on the street to do something crazy for me and he refused. I knew he could do it though because he was American. He just didn’t want to because he is dumb. Americans are ALL so crazy.

Americans are lazy bums. All Americans do all day is sit in front of their televisions and get fat on crisps. They don’t call them crisps though. They call them chips. Chips are a completely different food! They are so stupid and lazy. ALL Americans are lazy.

I hate this American at work. I hate him so much! He screams a lot and he is so annoying. He just won’t stop talking! I hate this one American therefore I hate ALL Americans!

Americans are so stereotypical! Come on, just because there is this one British man in a movie with a strong English accent doesn’t mean ALL British people have that accent. Americans are so stereotypical! AND STEREOTYPING A GROUP OF PEOPLE IS WRONG.

All Americans are thick!

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Pb wrote this too, heh

Yeah, I just think my one was perhaps a little TOO subtle! :-)

Joe.

Hey Drunk, what's your REAL name?

What's the name thing? Bill? Jimmy? DC, I think you went a bit crazy there, all americans are called Corey or Sydney.


And Canadians are just pregnant Americans. Remember that.

Sparkling satire there.....

Pb wrote this too, heh

El Blokey wrote:

> Why men be acting all like zombies at the mall?

Bad chilly?

This topic was not pointing to anyone in general. I made it to show that sometimes maybe EVERYONE here could be stereotypical toward Americans without even noticing it.

wam_man wrote:
> it's not all racist.......

Actually none of it is racist.

Boy vs girls is sexist
Types of gamers is, to be realistic, just a joke
Anti-Americanism - culturalist ? Hatred ? Not sure,

*waits for Light to tell everyone he is not anti-american but hates the president*

But, nice try Drunk Cow, I suspect it will be in vain.

~~Belldandy~~

Wam-man the truth is that this forum in general has been the one that has been making pety "Americans aren't bright" remarks.