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"How the hell do you break a toblerone bar"

without getting your fingers caught between the ridges!?!?!?

I mean, am I just being utterly spasticated here or what? (don't answer that)

Ice picks were invented for a reason.

i thought we were talking about on of little 35p bars.

Nah, it's a donger of a bar!

"If he can do that, what ELSE can he do?"

Just stick it all in your mouth in one go.

SHEEPY wrote:
> You're not meant to use a knife
>
> The idea is you naw at it like a spasticated squirrel

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That's a pretty gay idea.

Let's all sue the Toblerone people and be happy.

"Sue them for what?"

Meh.

The only people allowed to use knives are girls, and people with no arms.

And the latter EARN the right.

You're not meant to use a knife

The idea is you naw at it like a spasticated squirrel

Melt it down and have it as a drink.

SHEEPY wrote:
> Have you noticed you can never get your mouth over once piece and
> bite... the jaggy bit goes right up into your brain.
>
> Conspiracy

How else do you think they get people to buy those Walkers novelty flavoured crisps? MIND CONTROL.