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It's Valentine's Day today! So I made it kinda topical...
Happy VD to everyone btw ;-)
Which is Best...
for a condom flavour:
Chocolate?
Strawberry?
Peach Melba?
Rum and Coke?
Banana?
Spicy Chicken?
Other...explain yourself.
Happy VD to everyone btw ;-)
Which is Best...
for a condom flavour:
Chocolate?
Strawberry?
Peach Melba?
Rum and Coke?
Banana?
Spicy Chicken?
Other...explain yourself.
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He goes on dates carrying some plutonium on a bag so he can sterilize as he goes.
RosaIind wrote:
> Do you ask them to be sterilized before you
> will shag them?
...Yes.
> Do you ask them to be sterilized before you
> will shag them?
...Yes.
You only date sterile women?
but how can you be sure. Do you ask them to be sterilized before you will shag them? What if you change your mind and want kiddies one day.
Thats an interesting statement you have made
but how can you be sure. Do you ask them to be sterilized before you will shag them? What if you change your mind and want kiddies one day.
Thats an interesting statement you have made
I only date sterile women - I won't be caught out twice with that one.
Or knocking your girl up.
"johnnies"?
Can't stand the things myself, but it's better than catching a big disease with a little name.
I'd like to thank Prince and The New Revolution.
Can't stand the things myself, but it's better than catching a big disease with a little name.
I'd like to thank Prince and The New Revolution.
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Same couple 10 mins later...
she says 'mmm! Picked onion!'
he says ' we ran out of jonnies 10 mins ago'
boom boom!
she says 'mmm! Picked onion!'
he says ' we ran out of jonnies 10 mins ago'
boom boom!
A bloke tries out the new flavoured jonnies from the machine down the local with his missus. He sticks one on..
she sais 'what flavour is this one?'
'cheese and chives' he says
she heads down, catches a whiff of it and says 'are you sure it's on?'
ho ho!
she sais 'what flavour is this one?'
'cheese and chives' he says
she heads down, catches a whiff of it and says 'are you sure it's on?'
ho ho!
Rock salt and ballsackmic vinegar.
Natch.
Natch.
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