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It's Valentine's Day today! So I made it kinda topical...
Happy VD to everyone btw ;-)
Which is Best...
for a condom flavour:
Chocolate?
Strawberry?
Peach Melba?
Rum and Coke?
Banana?
Spicy Chicken?
Other...explain yourself.
Happy VD to everyone btw ;-)
Which is Best...
for a condom flavour:
Chocolate?
Strawberry?
Peach Melba?
Rum and Coke?
Banana?
Spicy Chicken?
Other...explain yourself.
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How's about I mod my response then:
Dont want kids, anybody I'm "with" has them?
Bye-bye
Which is why I take precautions.
Dont want kids, anybody I'm "with" has them?
Bye-bye
Which is why I take precautions.
Goatboy wrote:
> Exactly.
>
> Hate kids with a passion, and that wouldn't change just because it was
> mine.
> *shiver*
> Hate babies but love shagging.
>
> It's a weird world.
That's how the next generation is created. You don't have to want kids, just sex.
> Exactly.
>
> Hate kids with a passion, and that wouldn't change just because it was
> mine.
> *shiver*
> Hate babies but love shagging.
>
> It's a weird world.
That's how the next generation is created. You don't have to want kids, just sex.
Exactly.
Hate kids with a passion, and that wouldn't change just because it was mine.
*shiver*
Hate babies but love shagging.
It's a weird world.
Hate kids with a passion, and that wouldn't change just because it was mine.
*shiver*
Hate babies but love shagging.
It's a weird world.
Well I'm very sensible about contraception, but not to the extent that I would get steralized just to please some bloke I haven't known that long.
If your sensible about stuff then its hard to have an accident.
If your sensible about stuff then its hard to have an accident.
But......diseases......
No I dont ask or demand they submit to sterility.
I just make it 100% clear I dont want kids ever. I won't change my mind because I really really dont like them.
They are noisy, expensive money-drains that cannot draw very well.
When I was out and about on the "scene", I made damn sure there was no chance of pregnancy.
I remember one lass (the one Snuggly saw when we played The Barfly) that had the right idea.
I didn't have any condoms and, not proud of it, we didn't care.
Her words? "I'll get the morning after pill, just f### me"
I did, she got it and voila.
Man, I regret moving in with someone. It's no fun and I don't even like her that much.
*shrugs*
Only 6 months then I can move out and go back on the hunt.
I just make it 100% clear I dont want kids ever. I won't change my mind because I really really dont like them.
They are noisy, expensive money-drains that cannot draw very well.
When I was out and about on the "scene", I made damn sure there was no chance of pregnancy.
I remember one lass (the one Snuggly saw when we played The Barfly) that had the right idea.
I didn't have any condoms and, not proud of it, we didn't care.
Her words? "I'll get the morning after pill, just f### me"
I did, she got it and voila.
Man, I regret moving in with someone. It's no fun and I don't even like her that much.
*shrugs*
Only 6 months then I can move out and go back on the hunt.
It doesn't matter, his is made of titanium after he lost his original fighting the dirty commies in 'Nam.
That might make his todger fall off
(damn that filter)
(damn that filter)
Yeah, that way he just has to lay it on them to get maximum effect.
I mean, if he was using a plutonium rod he'd have to wait until they were undressed before he could use it...
I mean, if he was using a plutonium rod he'd have to wait until they were undressed before he could use it...
BEARDS. wrote:
> He goes on dates carrying some plutonium on a bag so he can sterilize
> as he goes.
ON a bag? Awkward...
> He goes on dates carrying some plutonium on a bag so he can sterilize
> as he goes.
ON a bag? Awkward...
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