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Regards,
Fantasy "LongShanks" Meister.
And I'll be going " Ooohhh do stop that "
Free PS2's for hospitals and schools.
No fees and more XBoxes for higher education.
A Gamecube in every prison cell, kindergarten and playgroup.
Community Service for the Unemployed (1 day a week, cod breeding for the North Sea), to revitalise our fishing industry.
Declare Scotland independant and leave them to it.
Bring back proper 'O' Levels for education (y'know, the ones that used to test what they've learnt after 16 years of schooling).
Redirect all immigrants to Scotland because hey, they need the population.
Tell Bush what I really thought about him and develop better relationships with Canada instead.
Replace all nuclear warheaded weapons in our arsenal with fluffy jelly warheaded weapons (but not tell anyone about it).
Enforce a ruling that ALL professional football players have a wage cap of £10k per week, but if they get selected for the England Squad they get a lump sum of £1 million.
Ban cricket.
Relocate the homeless (to Scotland).
Fire the Queen.
This is my Manifesto. I don't have a party yet because nobody invited me.
Sick and tired of class and culture getting in the way of real progress.
Everyone get it on and party(and do it whilst doing something you like) although someone has to take out the rubbish.
Life is far to short and worrying to be fun so change this first