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"Why I post here and not in chat"

Because a topic starts with questioning the physics of a yoghurt pot, then goes into Blue Peter dogs dying and living in the sky with Jesus. We then have Terry Nutkins being terrified by a furious orangutan in zero-gravity, which turned into the outline for a show called "Monkey Punch" in which various wildlife presenters battle with simians and ended with "Vet Club", an underground monkey-fighting club.

And in chat?
"Xbox suk donkee cok"

*rimshot*

El Blokey wrote:
> The other day my sister informed me
> that digging out the dirt from behind your nails with your teeth gives
> you worms,

That's if you eat the dirt from other people's nails.

El Blokey wrote:
> Isn't it strange just how dirty your fingernails can get in one day?

I heard thats through stuff people do in the toilet...

Top Score is reason enough alone to avoid FOG chat.

I post here because I have yet to find anything better to do.

That point was actually serious. The other day my sister informed me that digging out the dirt from behind your nails with your teeth gives you worms, even if you take it off your tooth and chuck it away. So I started to chisel it away with a compass and it just kept building up, this all in one day, despite me not doing much with my hands (a little guitar, some writing).

That's what happens when you have two windows open at the same time !!!

Ermmm - yes indeed Goaty - I agree entirely.

I was trying to get my head around it when I was reading through the topic earlier.

Hi Herc.

Just saw your piccie in Special Observe - you look even younger than I thought !!!

Oh no - I'm chatting to minors now - please dont send the Paed police in !!

Errrm - change the subject .

How ya doin you old phoney ?

Following that logic this thread will end up on a riveting discussion on Direct X, application programming and why XP is so code efficient.

Isn't it strange just how dirty your fingernails can get in one day?

Because a topic starts with questioning the physics of a yoghurt pot, then goes into Blue Peter dogs dying and living in the sky with Jesus. We then have Terry Nutkins being terrified by a furious orangutan in zero-gravity, which turned into the outline for a show called "Monkey Punch" in which various wildlife presenters battle with simians and ended with "Vet Club", an underground monkey-fighting club.

And in chat?
"Xbox suk donkee cok"