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"They can send a man to the moon..."

...but why can't they make an empty yogurt pot that'll stay upright with a spoon in it?

I havn't been allowed into the "inner sanctum" yet :(

Flanders wrote:
> All this from a topic about Yoghurt pots ?!?!?

Nah that was just the pre-arranged code that precludes an all out Monkey assault.

I thought everyone knew that.

The eighth rule: No swingers

All this from a topic about Yoghurt pots ?!?!?

The third rule is no dung flinging
The fourth rule: Only two primates to a bundle
The fifth rule: No presenting
The sixth rule: One ape flashes his teeth, the fight is over
The seventh rule: No bully-rammings by dominant alpha males

The first rule about Vet Club is that you don't talk about Vet Club
The second rule about Vet Club is that you don't sleep with the patients

"And the finale - pay-per-view only we're afraid - will be Danger-Vet Steve Irwin taking on an entire social family of royaly angry Silverbacks. To make it fair, we've trained 2 of the Silverbacks in martial arts and given another one a taser stun-gun."

"This week, we have the re-animated corpse of Johnny Morris versus an ill-tempered, mutated chimp, crossbred with a pitbull called Hitler."

If not in space (logistically challenging), then just a show that involves former wildlife presenters having fights with monkeys.

"This week, we have Bill Oddie Vs a Rhodesian Mountain Gorilla. Personally I give Oddie about a 1 in 200 chance of surviving"
*cue Goodies music as Oddie charges around the arena screaming like a girl with the Gorilla loping after him*

"And next week, we have Michaela Strakken against a Bonobo. Now *that* will be worth watching. But for now, Monkey Punch bids you farewell"

It would create a new culture: being "zero g'd in the Nutkins" would be the hip thing for "street" people to say, whenever someone got whacked in the nap sack in a Monkey fight.