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"Dear Mr Bush.."

Further to our recent communications when I promised to send 30000 more of our troops to the Gulf to help you to get control of the Iraqi oilwells from that nasty Mr Hussein, I'm sorry to say that we have a little bit of a problem.

Them selfish firemen have decided that they will go on strike after all and unfortunatley I am going to need the troops here in case we have any fires. It will also give me chance to get a bit of public support behind the troops when they see what a good job they do.

Maybe you could put the war off for a couple of weeks ?

Yours Faithfully.

Tony.

But I don't see the humour, if I did then I would. It's more than likely that the government has not aceeded to the FBU's demands, knowing the planned strike would coincide with military deployments, hence furhter eroding the FBU's support from the public, and pressure on the government to give way to the FBU - as has been proven by the criticism Andy Gilchrist has received from the conservative and labour MP's, and falling support in public polls.

Having said that, I think I could concoct a similar piece of "humour" for tomorrow, featuring two different people :P

~~Belldandy~~

Belldandy wrote:
> Isn't all the american/Bush/Blair cynical humour getting rather tired
> ? Goatboy got a GAD for his and you're all following like sheep....
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> ~~Belldandy~~
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I think as long as a monkey has it's thumb on the button, any and all satirical posts are good fun.
Besides, this has made me laugh most of the day.

Join in!

Belldandy wrote:
> Isn't all the american/Bush/Blair cynical humour getting rather tired
> ? Goatboy got a GAD for his and you're all following like sheep....
>
> ~~Belldandy~~

On the contrary, I think this is the funniest topic I've seen for quite a while. And if you're not going to join in, then *raises back of hand* scram.

Dear Mr Bush,

We believe you may be in possession of several large nuclear warheads. We have asked the United Nations to investigate, and as soon as Hans Blix is finished looking at empty casings he will be arriving in your country.

Love Saddam.

Isn't all the american/Bush/Blair cynical humour getting rather tired ? Goatboy got a GAD for his and you're all following like sheep....

~~Belldandy~~

Dearest Earthlings,

please continue your course toward war, then hopefully you will soon see the error of your ways (fighting over such a crude substance as oil) and convert all your tanks and planes to solar powered farming tools. We will then be able to use the Sunblocka 2000 series shield system you sold us 20 years ago, placing it front of your puny Sun preventing it's feeble rays from reaching your pathetic Planet. Then we will decimate your defenceless monkey forms.

All the best and good luck with the killing,

yours,

Morbo

p.s We would be grateful if you could send us another remote control as we are unable to activate the system without first entering the code found at the back of the manual.

p.p.s Can you send us another manual.

Dear Saddam,

We notice that you have not made a purchase from us since 1992. As a valued customer we hope that we have done nothing to offend you. Please accept our latest catalogue 'Bombs, Babes, Germs and Girls' and a voucher for a complimentary facial at your local beauty salon. Offer expires 01/02/2003 when we blow the joint up.

Yours respectfully,

Donald Rumsfeld (remember me buddy?! We had some gay old times after you gassed those Kurds! Hoo-eee did I get a great sales bonus THAT year!)

*whispers*

Dear Everyone,

I don't think you're doing a good enough job, but hope you keep doing it because I've obviously got no clue what to do were I to suddenly be in your position.

Thanks
Iaiaiain Duncan Smith

This topic made me laugh

Dear Saddam/Kim/Osama,

Give someone else a look in!

Yours faithfully,
The IRA