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Grix lay in the grass.
Did they have ANY idea of how long an hour lasted, while you waited for the order to go over the top?
General Tony liked to refer to it as popping over, or popping till you... He couldn't remember anymore.
"ON MY MARK!" Commander Edgy shouted.
Men around Grix grabbed their guns tighter.
Then silence.
Grix looked up at Edgy, who was deep in concentration.
The PS2 rabble lay across the field, after taking over the small town of Multiplai. The order was to get it back, with whatever means necessary.
"MARRRRRKKK!" Edgy ran over the top, and men started screaming, and followed him over.
Bullets rained on the field, explosions took out five people in front of Grix...
Grix ran on, determined to fight for the just cause. He knew many of his friends were with him today, and he knew that many would be facing him one day. But he was a soldier of Nintendo, and by God's name, he was going to fight for them.
This wasn't about domination. This was about the right to play fun games.
Grix ran on. Sniper lay down in the grass in front. Grix dived to his side.
"We're going to make it! We're going to make it!!" Sniper reloaded his rifle, and took out another of the snipers, who were ruthlessly taking out more and more of Grixs friends.
Grix got back up again, and ran on.
He ducked under the barbed wire, that ran around the whole of the enemies trench. He rolled under, and dropped straight into the trench. Someone pulled out a gun in front of him... Grix got out his, and shot him in the chest. He spun around. Someone shot him in the arm...
Grix collapsed to the floor. The man walked over to Grix, and smiled through his teeth.
"Goodbye..." A shot was fired.
Edgy pulled himself over. Grix got up.
"Thanks Edgy."
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The town of Multiplai lay in peace, once more, in the hands of Nintendo.
Sniper was helping to get rid of the bodies, Grix was nursing his arm.
Commander Edgy was interrogating one of the surviving PS2 fanatics. Grix wished he could be in there, watching the officers beat the crap out of the scum.
A man walked up to Grix.
"Long time no see. How's your arm?"
"Better." Said Grix. "I'm sorry, but your name escapes me."
Did they have ANY idea of how long an hour lasted, while you waited for the order to go over the top?
General Tony liked to refer to it as popping over, or popping till you... He couldn't remember anymore.
"ON MY MARK!" Commander Edgy shouted.
Men around Grix grabbed their guns tighter.
Then silence.
Grix looked up at Edgy, who was deep in concentration.
The PS2 rabble lay across the field, after taking over the small town of Multiplai. The order was to get it back, with whatever means necessary.
"MARRRRRKKK!" Edgy ran over the top, and men started screaming, and followed him over.
Bullets rained on the field, explosions took out five people in front of Grix...
Grix ran on, determined to fight for the just cause. He knew many of his friends were with him today, and he knew that many would be facing him one day. But he was a soldier of Nintendo, and by God's name, he was going to fight for them.
This wasn't about domination. This was about the right to play fun games.
Grix ran on. Sniper lay down in the grass in front. Grix dived to his side.
"We're going to make it! We're going to make it!!" Sniper reloaded his rifle, and took out another of the snipers, who were ruthlessly taking out more and more of Grixs friends.
Grix got back up again, and ran on.
He ducked under the barbed wire, that ran around the whole of the enemies trench. He rolled under, and dropped straight into the trench. Someone pulled out a gun in front of him... Grix got out his, and shot him in the chest. He spun around. Someone shot him in the arm...
Grix collapsed to the floor. The man walked over to Grix, and smiled through his teeth.
"Goodbye..." A shot was fired.
Edgy pulled himself over. Grix got up.
"Thanks Edgy."
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The town of Multiplai lay in peace, once more, in the hands of Nintendo.
Sniper was helping to get rid of the bodies, Grix was nursing his arm.
Commander Edgy was interrogating one of the surviving PS2 fanatics. Grix wished he could be in there, watching the officers beat the crap out of the scum.
A man walked up to Grix.
"Long time no see. How's your arm?"
"Better." Said Grix. "I'm sorry, but your name escapes me."
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At that moment Darkness and 3 loyal companions of his were laying outside the barbed wire around the Nintendo base camp. Their minds were made up. It was double-crossing time. Darkness drew his MP5, and ordered his 3 friends to play supportive roles. Using his immense skills as a former spy, he crawled along on his knees and shoulders, clutching a readied grenade in his mouth. The first guards were a walk-over. Darkness picked them off with his KJ89, a new brand of stun gun from SR. He entered the main camp. The two security cameras were knocked out by EMP grenades, one good thing from Sony's MGS. The two autoguns were fooled by a clockwork mouse, as Darkness crept by. This was it, the dorm of commander grix. Darkness stood parallell to the door, before kicking it down, and pointing a 9mm pistol at Grix's head.
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Sorry for the pretence, friend grix said Darkness, who was sharing a coffee with his old friend. Sony paid me to spy on you, but my only plan was to help you. They were monitoring me, so I had to pretend to be spying. Your men will wake up in about 10 minutes.
So Darkness, what are you doing here?
My spy agency was not busy, and I heard Originaliti had been taken, so I got vital intelligence from Sony. And brought it to you.
I double crossed them!
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Sorry for the pretence, friend grix said Darkness, who was sharing a coffee with his old friend. Sony paid me to spy on you, but my only plan was to help you. They were monitoring me, so I had to pretend to be spying. Your men will wake up in about 10 minutes.
So Darkness, what are you doing here?
My spy agency was not busy, and I heard Originaliti had been taken, so I got vital intelligence from Sony. And brought it to you.
I double crossed them!
Wait and see in the future you might find us planning some online thing on Quake or Unreal!
You should have been here last time this happened Dan. Look down the topics for something called:
"The planets have aligned Gentlemen, the time has come."
I DARE you to read it from the beginning to the end.
"The planets have aligned Gentlemen, the time has come."
I DARE you to read it from the beginning to the end.
I had better make it clear that I can only make such a comment because I have absolutely no say in who wins.
And that's the truth, honest.
And that's the truth, honest.
'This has gone too far now Grix' said Dan3, tied and handcuffed to a giant inflatable Pikachu 'I mean to capture me, and take over sega, just so you can order Yu Suzuki to take on Shigsy at battlechess would be enough, but oh no...YOU make me watch you play Pokemon Stadium, snap, silver, gold, red, blue, ultra violet, yellow and green? It's outrageous - i really wanna go on it!'
Grix laughed a strange laugh, and fell to the flaw as Tiger Blade stepped over the huge oversized Sonic voodoo doll that had fallen out of Grix's hand. 'Eat this'
With 5 seconds of Grix's unnatural life remaining, he had the best possible start to natural life with the soundtrack of JET SET RADIOOOOOOOOOO thumping in his ears.
'This is great' said Grix
Sega were crowned champions once more.
Grix laughed a strange laugh, and fell to the flaw as Tiger Blade stepped over the huge oversized Sonic voodoo doll that had fallen out of Grix's hand. 'Eat this'
With 5 seconds of Grix's unnatural life remaining, he had the best possible start to natural life with the soundtrack of JET SET RADIOOOOOOOOOO thumping in his ears.
'This is great' said Grix
Sega were crowned champions once more.
I hope nobody else is expecting to win today.
Excellent Grix
Excellent Grix
Like a good fighter without a gun, Sega seemed to be the outsider of the war. They knew that they couldn't survive on their own. Games they had, yes. They could play their games. But war, unfortunatly, was the only way.
General Dan lay on the floor, in the Sega HQ. They couldn't join Sony. Not after everything they had put them through.
But Nintendo hasn’t even offered their support yet. Microsoft had their own plans as well.
If only he could get some kind of message through to Grix, to drop in a good word for...
*BOOM*
What the hell was that? Dan got to his knees.
*BOOM*
Dan got up.
"WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON PEOPLE!" Dan ran out of his room.
"Commander PB reporting for duty sir! We're under attack!"
"By whom?!" Dan rushed out into the corridor. The HQ had minimal defence, he didn't think anyone would even bother trying to attack... It must be from someone who likes to hit low.
"It's Nintendo sir!! Their logo is all over the tanks!"
"What?" Dan looked out of the window... Sure enough, they all had Nintendo logos all over them.
The wall collapsed. Hundreds of men with dodgy moustaches and torn red hats rushed into the HQ.
"Drop down men. We surrender..." Dan ordered over a radio.
How could Nintendo do this, after all those years..?
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General Tony gathered around his loyal soldiers.
"I'm so very pleased that we managed to get back our hold on Multiplai, now that we have it, nothing can get it back from us."
Grixs arm was feeling a lot better now.
"Our next move is to get back Originialti. It was stolen from us, like nearly everything we invest in..."
Tony sat down. Er-No rushed into the room.
"Terrible news! Sega HQ has been knocked out!"
Tony stood up. "Oh God! By who?"
"We don't know yet sir! The information is still coming in!"
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Ant was in his quarters, thinking about why Sega didn't want to come on to his side... What had Sony done? Why did they hate them?
Wookiee ran into the room. "Nintendo have knocked out Sega HQ!"
Ant woke up from his thoughts. "What? Nintendo?!"
"Yeah! The swines took advantage of their lack of defence, and just knocked their way through the walls!"
I am Ant's intense rage.
"Nintendo will die for this. Sega were a good bunch, they didn't deserve to be simply knocked out."
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Er-No came in with the news. "It was people disguised as us sir."
Tony had already found out. "I... am... so... disgusted..."
Grix stood up. "I hate to intrude, but if it wasn't us, who was it?"
"Well it certainly wasn't Microsoft. They were moving their armies forward, to a place called Delai."
"Then it could only be Sony! The buggers!"
Tony calmed everybody down. "Look. We can't prove anything. The loss of Sega is quite tragic. It may, or may not have been Sony. Is there any other possibility?"
"No... I expect most of Sony's soldiers don't even know it happened..." Said Grix, before returning to his seat.
"We need to expose Sony for what it is!" Shouted Sniper. "No more innocent people must die! No more people shouldn't be allowed to use other consoles! To understand what a game is!!"
"Ok Sniper. Calm down."
Sniper stood on a chair. "No longer should the people ruled by Sony be in the dark! This is our moment! Our moment to heal the gaming world!"
"Sniper."
People gathered around him. "WE shall strike forward. We WILL strike forward, to avenge some of the greatest gaming talent in the world! Long live Sega! Long Live Nintendo! Long Live GAMING!!"
Everybody around him cheered.
"Have you quite finished?" Grix said.
"...I've had my moment." Sniper got down from the chair.
General Dan lay on the floor, in the Sega HQ. They couldn't join Sony. Not after everything they had put them through.
But Nintendo hasn’t even offered their support yet. Microsoft had their own plans as well.
If only he could get some kind of message through to Grix, to drop in a good word for...
*BOOM*
What the hell was that? Dan got to his knees.
*BOOM*
Dan got up.
"WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON PEOPLE!" Dan ran out of his room.
"Commander PB reporting for duty sir! We're under attack!"
"By whom?!" Dan rushed out into the corridor. The HQ had minimal defence, he didn't think anyone would even bother trying to attack... It must be from someone who likes to hit low.
"It's Nintendo sir!! Their logo is all over the tanks!"
"What?" Dan looked out of the window... Sure enough, they all had Nintendo logos all over them.
The wall collapsed. Hundreds of men with dodgy moustaches and torn red hats rushed into the HQ.
"Drop down men. We surrender..." Dan ordered over a radio.
How could Nintendo do this, after all those years..?
_________
General Tony gathered around his loyal soldiers.
"I'm so very pleased that we managed to get back our hold on Multiplai, now that we have it, nothing can get it back from us."
Grixs arm was feeling a lot better now.
"Our next move is to get back Originialti. It was stolen from us, like nearly everything we invest in..."
Tony sat down. Er-No rushed into the room.
"Terrible news! Sega HQ has been knocked out!"
Tony stood up. "Oh God! By who?"
"We don't know yet sir! The information is still coming in!"
__________
Ant was in his quarters, thinking about why Sega didn't want to come on to his side... What had Sony done? Why did they hate them?
Wookiee ran into the room. "Nintendo have knocked out Sega HQ!"
Ant woke up from his thoughts. "What? Nintendo?!"
"Yeah! The swines took advantage of their lack of defence, and just knocked their way through the walls!"
I am Ant's intense rage.
"Nintendo will die for this. Sega were a good bunch, they didn't deserve to be simply knocked out."
____________
Er-No came in with the news. "It was people disguised as us sir."
Tony had already found out. "I... am... so... disgusted..."
Grix stood up. "I hate to intrude, but if it wasn't us, who was it?"
"Well it certainly wasn't Microsoft. They were moving their armies forward, to a place called Delai."
"Then it could only be Sony! The buggers!"
Tony calmed everybody down. "Look. We can't prove anything. The loss of Sega is quite tragic. It may, or may not have been Sony. Is there any other possibility?"
"No... I expect most of Sony's soldiers don't even know it happened..." Said Grix, before returning to his seat.
"We need to expose Sony for what it is!" Shouted Sniper. "No more innocent people must die! No more people shouldn't be allowed to use other consoles! To understand what a game is!!"
"Ok Sniper. Calm down."
Sniper stood on a chair. "No longer should the people ruled by Sony be in the dark! This is our moment! Our moment to heal the gaming world!"
"Sniper."
People gathered around him. "WE shall strike forward. We WILL strike forward, to avenge some of the greatest gaming talent in the world! Long live Sega! Long Live Nintendo! Long Live GAMING!!"
Everybody around him cheered.
"Have you quite finished?" Grix said.
"...I've had my moment." Sniper got down from the chair.
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