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"*Slaps forehead* Morons!"

How and why do people get off on slashing people's tyres?

What the hell is wrong with them?

Just before I went to work there was a knock on the door and some dude told us ours along with almost every other car on the street has had one of it's tyres let down.
So my pop goes on out to have a kick at the tyre(as you do) and tries to pump it back up. But the bloody thing wouldn't pump back up because some dick-head isn't content with just letting it down, oh no the f%£$!*g twa!s have to slash them.

It's bad enough doing one car. But the whole sodding estate?
Are you inbred or something?

"Uhhhh we r out uh sida"
"muhhhhh lets cut sum tires"
"Uh uh uh uh!"

What's worse. If they ever do get caught and locked up they'll be living a better life than me in one of the UK's five star prisons sponsored by our fantastic government.

And my jelly pot decided to explode onto my uniform leaving a wonderful bright purple splat.

MUUUUUH

It's all due to the way they are brought up, and to them it's "cool". Of course, they don't realise that it is infact stupid, not fun, and just pointless.

My mum once had a key scratched all the way down the side of her car leaving a nice big mark that was expensive to fix. Probably because of the fact she had a better car than the person walking past. So they thought they would punish her for their own failure. It's just stupid.

And if they do get caught, most of the time it will be young people who will just get a slap on the wrist. I say everyone should get the same punishments no matter what age.

It really annoyed me the other day watching a car crime programme. There was one 15 year old kid who had stolen 5 CARS, yet he didn't get a proper jail sentance. A 15 year old is perfectly capable of realising what is right and wrong, so he should be punished harshly when he does wrong.

Maybe one day they'll grow up? Maybe one day we'll have proper punishments no matter what age?

I sure hope so.

What mongs.

Would be nice if they returned home to find their car with no tyres.
Or their house broken into.

Would serve them right.

Police should have the right to smack sense into these people at every oportunity.

"You break the law, we hurt you"
Simple and effective

unknown kernel wrote:
> Yep, the Manics stand for bladder control. Really good bladder
> control. Or at least better aim.

LOL

You know what I meant, I think.

Blank wrote:
Plus you left yourself
> open to the old "hur hur, Mystique in a uniform" trick.
*****

Dead sexy too.

Yep, the Manics stand for bladder control. Really good bladder control. Or at least better aim.

Mystique wrote:
> And my jelly pot decided to explode onto my uniform leaving a
> wonderful bright purple splat.

Jelly pot.....they do flavoured marajuana now? Plus you left yourself open to the old "hur hur, Mystique in a uniform" trick.

Anyway, back on topic there's someone I know (not a friend or anything) that slashed tyres a few years ago, I guess he must have been about ten or something. Then he stole his Dad's car and crashed it. I heard a while ago that he can't get a driving license until he's 35 because of it. Which is funny, but it'll just lead to him stealing more cars or at least driving illegally.

I would burn them all

BURN BURN BURN

Did you know some twunt pisssed on my shoe last night... what made it worse is I was at a Manics gig... arrseholes like that have no idea what the Manics stand for... or did.

I hate people

DIE DIE DIE

5 star prisons? No thanks

If I was in charge I would just kill anyone i didn't like... don't like you... dead.

on another note - i was with a friend of a friend i.e. not my friend, who once said to me refering to a passer by "if he's not careful he's gonna get stabbed"

phaaahaha, what a moron.

I'd quite like a jelly pot.

better then slashing your neck.

that would be bad.