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"*Slaps forehead* Morons!"

How and why do people get off on slashing people's tyres?

What the hell is wrong with them?

Just before I went to work there was a knock on the door and some dude told us ours along with almost every other car on the street has had one of it's tyres let down.
So my pop goes on out to have a kick at the tyre(as you do) and tries to pump it back up. But the bloody thing wouldn't pump back up because some dick-head isn't content with just letting it down, oh no the f%£$!*g twa!s have to slash them.

It's bad enough doing one car. But the whole sodding estate?
Are you inbred or something?

"Uhhhh we r out uh sida"
"muhhhhh lets cut sum tires"
"Uh uh uh uh!"

What's worse. If they ever do get caught and locked up they'll be living a better life than me in one of the UK's five star prisons sponsored by our fantastic government.

And my jelly pot decided to explode onto my uniform leaving a wonderful bright purple splat.

MUUUUUH

Mystique wrote:
> Gerbil Man wrote:
> Is someone else copying me now with the whole *slaps forehead*
> thing?
> Clearly so.
> *****
> I didn't know you did it.

*walks away embarrassed* :D

Ah well, erm, don't do it again?

*runs*

Unlucky

Miserableman wrote:
> I actually might, too, if I *saw* them.

Christ I'm tired

Or†ega wrote:
> If anyone ever even gave my car a dirty look i'd give them a good
> kicking...

My gf is going to get a new Mini. I will watch it 24 hours a day, and if I see anyone key it I will kill them.

I actually might, too, if I them.

There was a tyre slashing epidemic round my area once. Some old biddy told the fuzz it was me and my mate, and the local bobby came round and gave me a lecture. I didn't do it ma, I swear!

AliBoy wrote:
> What mongs.
>
> Would be nice if they returned home to find their car with no tyres.
> Or their house broken into.
>
> Would serve them right.
>
*****
Chances are they came from the council estate over road. So It wouldn't really teach them a lesson because if "their" car got wrecked they'd just nick another.

Before someone goes off on one about me stereotyping people who live on council estates. I'm not saying all people who live on them are like that. Just the people who live in that particular estate.

Gerbil Man wrote:
> Is someone else copying me now with the whole *slaps forehead* thing?
> Clearly so.
*****
I didn't know you did it.

If anyone ever even gave my car a dirty look i'd give them a good kicking...

There's a lot of tyre slashing up here too, and face slashing, and stuff.

And no-one cares now. Too common.

Ah well.

Is someone else copying me now with the whole *slaps forehead* thing? Clearly so. And don't say that you were doing it first because this is truely as they say, a lie. I am angered.