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Meet Sony Playstation 1, twenty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to break a dreamcast.
("I can't take this no more, I can't take in losing to it")
But on his way to it, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience chip comes into play...
GOOD CHIP:
Alright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you hammer the lid of this console
and try to get MSR out the drawer
You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
I'm your veryvery nice conscience
BAD CHIP:
That's nonsense!
Go and smash the lid of and chuck the control out the window
And borrow a n64, and one of the marios
Tell him (mario) you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days in the mushroom kingdom its alright out there
GOOD CHIP:
Yeah but if it all breaks down like it's supposed to
The whole of special reserve knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you hammer in the lid first
Look at the logo, its a pretty blue spiral
BAD CHIP:
HIT that! Do that DC! BREAK that switch!
Can you afford to miss this chance? Are you that good?
Why should you care if it breaks? Cause you shouldn't be?
GOOD CHIP:
Man, don't do it, it's not worth just leave it (You're right!)
Not over this kit (Stop!) Drop the hammer (I will!)
Don't even listen to him yo, he's bad for you
(You know what NICE? I don't like your attitude..)
("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute")
("Mmm, I don't know!")
("Look baby..")
("Damn!")
("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?")
("Well OK..")
Meet PS2, twenty-one years old. ("Give me a powerup!")
After meeting a young PSone at a rave party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs gamesroom.
Once again, his conscience chip comes into play...
BAD CHIP
Now listen to me, while you're power button
and smearin her joypad, I slipped this in her power socket
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little psones reset button.
GOOD CHIP:
(Yo! This ONEs only 2 months old
You shouldn't take advantage of it, that's not fair)
Yo, look at its size.. is it that small? (Uh huh!)
Turn this switch on, right on this spot here
Til it powers down and it forgot how it got here
(Man, ain't you ever seen that game Korkori?)
No, but I seen the game with lara in!
(damn, you should get sent back to Japan?)
Meet PS3 (2004) , a T-3 year console.
After playing allday for a very long time,
he powers down in his small trailer park home
and finds his emotion chip inside another board
GOOD CHIP
Alright power down, relax, start fanning..
BAD CHIP:
SYNTAX ERROR TO THAT, you just caught this chip cheatin
While you at work its with some board tryin to move off?!
quit slittin its cords, CUT THIS CHIPS CORDS OFF!!!
GOOD CHIP
Wait! What if there's an emotion programmed for this chip?
(What? it crashed? hung? and landed on this board?!)
Alright BAD CHIP, maybe he's right PS3
But think about the broadband chip before you get all crazy
BAD CHIP
(processing data)
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna cut it?
Grab it by the cord, get your pliers and rip it?
That's what I did, be evil, don't be a lamo
You gonna take advice from somebody who gave in to Nintendo??!
GOOD CHIP
What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)
I'ma kill you evil silicon extract
BAD CHIP
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper coooll down!
Mr. NICE SONY? Mr. I LOVE DC.?
Mr. GOOD comin' straight outta JAPAN y'all better make way?
How in the emotional state you in gonna tell this PS3 not to be crazy?
GOOD CHIP
Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went (JAPAN---USA--- EUROPE)
Been there, done that.. aw cut it...
What am I processing? CUT em both PS3, where's your emotions at?
{pliers opened, emotions loading,still loading, just a minute and pliers shut}
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to break a dreamcast.
("I can't take this no more, I can't take in losing to it")
But on his way to it, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience chip comes into play...
GOOD CHIP:
Alright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you hammer the lid of this console
and try to get MSR out the drawer
You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
I'm your veryvery nice conscience
BAD CHIP:
That's nonsense!
Go and smash the lid of and chuck the control out the window
And borrow a n64, and one of the marios
Tell him (mario) you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days in the mushroom kingdom its alright out there
GOOD CHIP:
Yeah but if it all breaks down like it's supposed to
The whole of special reserve knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you hammer in the lid first
Look at the logo, its a pretty blue spiral
BAD CHIP:
HIT that! Do that DC! BREAK that switch!
Can you afford to miss this chance? Are you that good?
Why should you care if it breaks? Cause you shouldn't be?
GOOD CHIP:
Man, don't do it, it's not worth just leave it (You're right!)
Not over this kit (Stop!) Drop the hammer (I will!)
Don't even listen to him yo, he's bad for you
(You know what NICE? I don't like your attitude..)
("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute")
("Mmm, I don't know!")
("Look baby..")
("Damn!")
("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?")
("Well OK..")
Meet PS2, twenty-one years old. ("Give me a powerup!")
After meeting a young PSone at a rave party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs gamesroom.
Once again, his conscience chip comes into play...
BAD CHIP
Now listen to me, while you're power button
and smearin her joypad, I slipped this in her power socket
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little psones reset button.
GOOD CHIP:
(Yo! This ONEs only 2 months old
You shouldn't take advantage of it, that's not fair)
Yo, look at its size.. is it that small? (Uh huh!)
Turn this switch on, right on this spot here
Til it powers down and it forgot how it got here
(Man, ain't you ever seen that game Korkori?)
No, but I seen the game with lara in!
(damn, you should get sent back to Japan?)
Meet PS3 (2004) , a T-3 year console.
After playing allday for a very long time,
he powers down in his small trailer park home
and finds his emotion chip inside another board
GOOD CHIP
Alright power down, relax, start fanning..
BAD CHIP:
SYNTAX ERROR TO THAT, you just caught this chip cheatin
While you at work its with some board tryin to move off?!
quit slittin its cords, CUT THIS CHIPS CORDS OFF!!!
GOOD CHIP
Wait! What if there's an emotion programmed for this chip?
(What? it crashed? hung? and landed on this board?!)
Alright BAD CHIP, maybe he's right PS3
But think about the broadband chip before you get all crazy
BAD CHIP
(processing data)
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna cut it?
Grab it by the cord, get your pliers and rip it?
That's what I did, be evil, don't be a lamo
You gonna take advice from somebody who gave in to Nintendo??!
GOOD CHIP
What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)
I'ma kill you evil silicon extract
BAD CHIP
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper coooll down!
Mr. NICE SONY? Mr. I LOVE DC.?
Mr. GOOD comin' straight outta JAPAN y'all better make way?
How in the emotional state you in gonna tell this PS3 not to be crazy?
GOOD CHIP
Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went (JAPAN---USA--- EUROPE)
Been there, done that.. aw cut it...
What am I processing? CUT em both PS3, where's your emotions at?
{pliers opened, emotions loading,still loading, just a minute and pliers shut}
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Don't take it to heart. So Tony didn't like your song.
Maybe he doesn't like the original version or something.
You couldn't have hoped to have pleased everyone with it!
Maybe he doesn't like the original version or something.
You couldn't have hoped to have pleased everyone with it!
well sorry tony but if I wanted people to chat about trying to improve your site and raise more money for the Charity then sorry if it annoyed you,
I was posting these because there are my name, and me and golden rhino would like to help SR raise more money!
Sorry if this didn't help but SR NEEDS a CHATROOM!
er-no
I was posting these because there are my name, and me and golden rhino would like to help SR raise more money!
Sorry if this didn't help but SR NEEDS a CHATROOM!
er-no
Hey, you knew before I told you!
It's all on one line.
star-underscore-star. *_*
star-underscore-star. *_*
OK got it
*_*
*_*
*_*
How do you make that smily face?
I can't seem to get it right.
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I can't seem to get it right.
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tony wrote:
There have been some good ones
You mean all of mine, right?
*_*
There have been some good ones
You mean all of mine, right?
*_*
But I disagree on the song. There have been some good ones but didn't score this particular one highly (not that my opinion count in the prize allocation - it does not)
Sorrreee
Well er-no I'm not THAT sorry especially after wading through a dozen blatent adverts (now removed) which you left on the site last night. This forum is not for the purpose of advertising.
Sorrreee
Well er-no I'm not THAT sorry especially after wading through a dozen blatent adverts (now removed) which you left on the site last night. This forum is not for the purpose of advertising.
I second that. I was particular fed up by the comments made (now removed) on the charity auction. If somebody stumps up £650, a large proportion of which is for a good charity, then you DON'T have a go at them for it.
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